On the Scary Things of Social APP

Of course Su Yang didn't dare to go for a run with the male god that night, because it was so weird everywhere!He didn't even dare to click into the male god's homepage again, for fear of leaving footprints again.

And all day long, his mind was full of the male god's expression when he saw the visit record every day, as well as his questioning in the morning.I was so depressed and irritable that I didn't even eat a few mouthfuls of dinner.

Looking at the photo of the male god's back in his phone, he wanted to delete it but couldn't.After not daring to click on the other party's profile, this photo is the only one in stock, and if you delete it, there will really be nothing left.But if you don't delete it, you will have contradictory thoughts every time you see it.How would the other party feel if they knew that he had secretly saved the photos?Disgusted?It should be disgusting.

Do you really want to be that person who makes the other party hate you?

Oh, so annoying...

Feeling upset, Su Yang wanted to watch the live broadcast of the handsome man with a poisonous tongue to relax.

As soon as I clicked in, I heard the beautiful man chatting with the online guests, and the topic was particularly twitching.

Wired guest: "I like long and hard."

The beautiful male anchor: "Sister, you don't understand. The long and hard insertion directly stabs your intestines. It hurts. Like my sister, I like European and American ones. They are big and soft, and you can follow them." The eighteen bends of your intestines are filled, especially full.”

Connected guest: "Soft ones are good, but length is a must, and it's not good if it's not long."

The handsome anchor: "Cut, why not give you an extended version of the vibrator, from the ass hole to the mouth, the whole skewer."

Su Yang's face was full of dark lines, and he gave up the idea of ​​ordering barbecue takeaway as a supper.

It is estimated that the connected guests were also disgusted by the human body skewers, and silently disconnected and hid.However, there are always so many people who are not afraid of death, and the second online guest joined in non-stop.

"Sister, what's the matter with my tendency to forget things recently?"

The handsome man stopped his nail-biting hands, looked up at the profile photo of the guest on the line, and said without hesitation: "Dementia."

"Yes, but I am?"

"Oh, that's juvenile dementia." The beautiful man absentmindedly continued to twiddle his nails, and the chat page in the live broadcast room had already filled the screen.

The juvenile dementia refused to hang up, and repeatedly babbled about his symptoms. The beautiful man became impatient: "This is emotional counseling. If you are sick, please turn left and go out to find a doctor."

"Then, let me ask an emotional question..." Juvenile dementia stammered and changed his words: "I like a person, he is three years older than me, but when I went to confess to him, he said I was too young, why? manage?"

"Then you can wait until you are a few years older." The beautiful man said without looking up.

"But, but I don't want to give up, I still want to get along with him, I can't wait that long...?"

"Hey, you, you must force me to tell the truth, right? Why didn't he agree? Why did he say that you are too young to be honest? Isn't it because you are ugly? If you want to be good-looking, don't worry about it. Fifteen-year-olds are always chased by people. They keep nagging, can’t you understand the euphemisms? I’m not willing to hear the truth. Hey, I actually hung up... just now I refused to hang up, hmph~”

Su Yang was amused by the slightly arrogant hum, and other people in the live broadcast room were also poked at various cute spots, and spoke one after another.

"Sister, you are amazing!"

"Sister, I love you!"

"I want to be with my sister!"

The beautiful man's eyes flickered: "Who wants to be with my sister? Six or nine sisters, will it last forever? This is a curse on me."

Hahaha is simply poisonous!Su Yang's gloomy mood finally improved, and he happily contributed the barbecue money, and once again bought three blue enchantresses for the beautiful male anchor.

The next day.

Oversleeping a little in the morning, Su Yang rushed into the office to get his fingerprints in time, and finally got 8:29:59.When he let out a long breath and hunched over to his seat as if exhausted, he felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird.

Although the girls in their design department dress more fashionable on weekdays, they are not worth one-tenth of what they are today.The pair of blingbling high heels on Jiang Xiaona's feet can only be regarded as a side dish, and most of Luo Weiwei's breasts that are ready to be exposed are almost enough to sweep pornography.The other girls also put on all kinds of gorgeous makeup, and they can directly pull on the stage to perform stage plays.

Su Yang shrank his neck and sat on the seat, looked left and right to see the atmosphere full of female hormones, and turned his head curiously to ask his male colleague Yao Yuan behind him: "What day is today? The emperor chooses a concubine?"

"You don't know?" Yao Yuan looked surprised: "The 25-story office building next door to us was bought by Hangxin Technology as a whole, and we officially moved in today."

Does this have anything to do with the weird behavior of these girls today?Su Yang tilted his head puzzled.

"Oh, you are really..." Yao Yuan shook his head and sighed: "You are so out of place. The president of Hangxin Technology is 29 years old this year, the legendary tall, rich, handsome, golden bachelor, and diamond king! Do you understand? ?”

So that's how it is!Su Yang suddenly realized and nodded again and again.

This is to climb a high branch and become a phoenix, and marry the president as his wife!

But to be honest, how can a rich man who can buy a 25-story office building in one go think of an ordinary girl?Most of them have baby relatives since they were young, and they are well-matched Bai Fumei or something.

So Su Yang gave 12 sympathies to the group of gorgeous girls in the office.The high-heeled shoes and low-cut cosmetics they invested in were all kinds of cosmetics, and they were probably made of meat buns that would never return.

Sighing and sympathizing, Su Yang secretly ate breakfast behind the leader's back, made mental preparations for a few minutes, and turned on the key to see if he would be blamed for not running with the male god last night.

There is no private chat or message, so the male god is probably just for fun.Su Yang breathed a sigh of relief, just about to quit, when he saw the top of the list of nearby people - the familiar head portrait that he had raped for a month, he couldn't catch his breath and was stuck in his chest and almost suffocated himself!

People in the vicinity—too much—0.30KM!

What the hell! ! !

The male god didn't blame him, but somehow he came to him directly! ! !

Su Yang was so frightened that his eyes were dull and his soul flew away for nine days. He tried his best to use his last rationality to click exit, trembling and long pressing to delete the application and all data!

After he was done, he was afraid that there would be some traces left, so he simply pulled out the calling card when the phone was turned off.If it weren't for the money of the mobile phone, he would have thrown the mobile phone out of the window and smashed it to pieces!

300 meters!Only 300 meters away!terrible!

He could even imagine the male god rushing down the stairs with his mobile phone aggressively!

To be on the safe side, I'd better stay in the office today and ask my colleagues to help me order a takeaway.The office is still a little hidden, if you go out and meet the male god face to face, you will definitely perform martial arts if you are recognized!

Although his fiery red cockscomb head portrait is more abstract, maybe the other party has a god-like ability to recognize people?

During the lunch break, the girls dressed up and went out together. It is said that they went to hang around the office building next door to see if they could meet the legendary benefactor.

Su Yang caught Yao Yuan and asked him to order a takeaway. Yao Yuan asked strangely, "Where's your own mobile phone? Why don't you use it?"

"It's broken, it can't turn on the machine." Su Yang quickly lied.

"A fruit machine? I know how to fix it. Let me show you." Yao Yuan, who is full of love from his colleagues, stretched out his palm.

What are you doing?It's fine I just can't boot it!The corner of Su Yang's mouth twitched and he refused: "It's all right, I don't bother you. I'll just find a repair shop by myself at night."

"The maintenance point is dark, and they can charge 200 yuan for poor contact, so what are you doing?" Yao Yuan squinted his eyes halfway through the conversation: "You don't believe me, do you?"

"No way." Su Yang quickly apologized with a smile: "I'm not afraid of delaying your rest time."

"It's just a matter of a few minutes, don't delay, it's much more convenient than going to the repair shop. Come and get it..."

What a convenience!I didn't want to go to the repair shop at all!Su Yang's whole body was in a mess, and he wanted to find some excuse to get away with it, but he couldn't think of any good excuse for a while, so he scratched his head anxiously.

Fortunately, Sister Wu came over at the right time, dragged Yao Yuan and said that there was something wrong with the design draft submitted earlier, and only then did Su Yang be released.He didn't dare to stay where he was, so he hid in the tea room, drank coffee with biscuits, and survived a lunch.

When going to work in the afternoon, Su Yang used his computer to urgently summon his buddy, Comrade Mao Zirui, and begged for a car pick-up treatment when he got off work.For this reason, he sold himself for glory, promised to pay for the dinner, and told the bad news to make his buddies happy.

So the hour hand pointed to five o'clock, he turned off the phone on time, jumped into the elevator and went straight to the second basement floor.

The parking space on the basement level of their office building is basically enough, so cars rarely come to the second basement level.Su Yang sneaked out of the elevator and walked towards the agreed area C.

Area C is far away from the entrance and elevator, and it is empty without a ghost.Only a flamboyant bright yellow Wrangler was parked at the corner, making the situation even more weird.

Su Yang fumbled to the side of the shepherd, gently opened the door, and got into the car on tiptoe, like a vigilant and timid rabbit trying to escape from the hunting dogs.

It wasn't until he got in the car and locked the door that he exhaled his suffocated breath and weakly reached out to pull on the seat belt.

"...Why do you act like an underground party joint?" Mao Zirui watched Su Yang touch like a thief, and started to use the 2D game to accurately move the steps to prevent monsters from afar. He wants to steal a car.

"Don't mention it, hurry up." Su Yang waved his hand weakly: "I regret it very much now. I shouldn't have persuaded you to buy such a conspicuous car."

Mao Zirui rolled his eyes and started the car: "This car is so exciting to play with, it's the only thing I didn't regret after listening to your opinion."

Su Yang suddenly stopped to rummage through the drawer of the car to find food.Because he felt that with Mao Zirui's preference, it must be full of condoms and lubricants!In order not to touch those embarrassing things, he would rather choose to be hungry for a while longer!