On the Scary Things of Social APP

Su Yang, who was praised by the business, was very proud. He followed all the muscular men he could find, and added various groups.Looking at the beautiful bodies in the watch list, it feels like opening a lewd harem.

No wonder Mao Zirui admires not masturbation so much, it's very cool to just watch secretly.

Of course, Buluji is more than just a function of finding people nearby. As a gay software that ranks first in the whole country and even in Asia, another popular module is live broadcast.

Su Yang watched enough groups and updates, and finally clicked into the live broadcast module to join in the fun.

The live broadcast module is subdivided into several categories.Muscle, group, variety, etc., for users with different tastes to choose.Su Yang did his part to look at the muscles first, but was attracted by various photos of the abs, pectoralis, and biceps on the cover, but no one took off his clothes, and they all wore formal clothes and told cold jokes.

Who wants to see this!Talk about muscles!cheat feelings!

Someone even pointed the camera at the empty wall, only to hear the rough movement slogan: "One two three four, two two three four, right, three two three four, four two three four! Stretch! one two three four……"

Neuropathy!

Su Yang rolled his eyes and quit the live broadcast called "Let's Exercise Together".

Fortunately, he thought it was that kind of sport!

Since there is no muscle in the muscle, it is definitely not NP in the group.Su Yang casually clicked over to look, and found that they were all singing and dancing groups, and their appearances were hard to describe.

Not to mention that the costumes for playing songs are extremely unorthodox, just those weird makeup looks comparable to opera can scare most people away.There is also clearly written Youth League, click in and see the faces of the 30-year-olds, which makes people feel very sad.

Mom didn't teach you to lie, aren't you a good boy!

Running out of the inexplicable USB youth group again, Su Yang found that he had an extra unread message.

As expected of a popular social app, someone said hello so soon.He happily clicked over to check.

——Bai Pang Zhuang Xiong: How big is Chiba?Sent to see.

I'm going, and you greeted me like this as soon as I brought it up?Not at all reserved!

The corners of Su Yang's mouth twitched and he clicked into the personal profile of Bai Pang Zhuang Xiong, and was immediately dumbfounded by the "little lipstick" on the private photo.

Is this because he hasn't developed since he was three years old, yet he still dares to speak up and let it out.

Probably because he got impatient waiting for a reply, Bai Pang Zhuangxiong directly sent a photo in private chat, Su Yang nodded his hand, and then he lost the interest in eating cake.

I believe that anyone who sees a small lip balm with white cream when eating happily will have the same reaction!

Pay me for my birthday cake!Bought it for two hundred oceans!

In a fit of rage, Su Yang began to reply to the message angrily.

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: [Shy] My dick is a full five centimeters!Much bigger than yours!

Not surprisingly, I received a curse from the other party.The little otaku who succeeded in the whole person was in a good mood. After dragging the little lipstick into the blacklist, he continued to study the live broadcast.

In addition to muscles and groups, another major live broadcast module is called Variety.Before clicking on it, Su Yang’s beautiful fantasy was that it was full of temptations in uniforms, such as wearing cat ears, wagging a dog’s tail, or a cute boy wearing a nurse’s uniform and a maid’s outfit in reverse.

However, the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny.

Su Yang looked at those unknown creatures named Aunt Peony, Second Sister-in-Law, dressed in red and green to match shit, and really didn't have the courage to click in.

After hesitating for a moment, he followed the ranking list of the celebrity list and found a man called Sister Jin to help out with a hilarious blind date.At any rate, this looks like the aunt of the neighborhood committee pulling the red line, so it shouldn't be too shocking.

So, he looked at the fat man like Maitreya wearing a tight purple cheongsam and a nun wig, sitting on the sofa with a sly smile and asked in a rough voice: "Guess how old I am?" ?”

Su Yang: "..."

Goodbye!

Can there still be a normal anchor? !

The little otaku who was wailing madly in his heart decided to order another anchor at the end, and if it didn't work out, he would quit this live broadcast module and never set foot on it.

This time, he picked a handsome long-haired man with a high ranking, a cover that is neither girly nor ugly, and looks particularly artistic.As soon as you enter, you can hear the beautiful piano sound. The handsome man wears a braid and has an elegant posture, like a British nobleman.

this is not bad!Su Yang's eyes lit up, and he finally settled down to appreciate it.

After the long-haired handsome man finished playing a piano piece and received countless gifts, he pulled the microphone and smiled lightly and opened his mouth: "Which little bitch still needs to connect, hurry up, sister plays a piece, and the ranking is down again!"

Su Yang: "..."

There are absolutely no normal anchors in this APP!

But at any rate, the handsome man with long hair looks very pleasing to the eye, so Su Yang will continue to look down.The anchor was taking the route of emotional consultation. After a while, someone submitted an application for connection, and after connecting, he began to complain.

"My husband wants to break up with me because of an air purifier! I just said that it looks ugly, and he got angry!"

The beautiful man's vermilion lips parted slightly: "Then he bought it already?"

The other end of the line: "Yes, I bought it."

Beautiful man: "I've already bought them, what are you trying to do? If you say a few words, he can still return the goods. Is it just a pretense of pretending, and you have to create some excuses for no reason to quarrel?"

The other end of the connection murmured: "But, but I said before that buying an air purifier is useless, and he still went to buy it..."

The beautiful man scolded ferociously: "Then you have the ability to manage other people's money and let him listen to you no matter what he wants to buy with money? If you don't have that ability, he is willing to buy an air purifier with his own money, why?" Dropped? It can be everywhere, but it can’t be pulled down everywhere.”

Is this emotional counseling really reasonable? Why does it feel like you are persuading points instead?With an embarrassing face, Su Yang poked at the handsome man's profile.

Hey, the distance is not far, only 3.00KM, it should be in the same city.The beautiful man in the private photo is really good-looking, with fair skin and long legs, with a charming smile and beautiful eyes, he is born like a star living under the spotlight.

Su Yang was slightly envious, and looked at his skinny ribs and short legs, wishing he could be reborn.

God is so unfair!

Just at this moment, the unlucky guy who broke up because of the air purifier has been scolded, and the newly connected one is talking happily with the beautiful boy, sister and sister, as if they are playing a harem drama.

"Sister, the time at my house is too short every time, and I can't satisfy me. What should I do if I want to break up?"

"Oh, how short it is, tell me, and my sister will analyze it for you."

"Just...about an hour."

The handsome man's face suddenly changed: "Sister, are you here to show off? Is it not enough for an hour? Are there mountains or rivers in your place, and you have to go over mountains and mountains to reach your destination? Otherwise, you are connected A black hole, everything that goes in turns into nothingness, and becomes an unsolved mystery of the universe? How about this, if he can’t satisfy you, you break up and give him to my sister, who is very rare.”

Su Yang almost burst out laughing.This anchor speaks too viciously, and he persuades everyone to break up, which is interesting.

Just follow him, every day listening to him being so annoying, your mood will get better.

"Thank you Yang Yang Chi for your great attention, thank you. Sisters, if you have a gift, you can give it away, so that my sister can order some supper. Oh, I haven’t eaten today. I’m busy on the broadcast when I wake up. See how much I love you .”

Hearing his crazy name come out of the beautiful man's mouth, it's really a different kind of sourness.

Su Yang grinned at the corners of his mouth and researched how to give gifts. One hundred oceans was only exchanged for seven hundred beans, and a virtual birthday cake cost 8000 beans, equivalent to more than [-] oceans.

Enough to buy more than forty real birthday cakes!

Su Yang silently looked down at the quarter-eaten birthday cake on the table, feeling that his LOW was piercing the center of the earth.

There are already several benefactors giving presents to the beautiful boy, and all kinds of special effects are flying all over the sky. The benevolent man can pronounce the names of all the benefactors who gave gifts very fluently, without missing a word.

This trick is powerful.Su Yang looked at those IDs that jumped quickly, and some of them were particularly convoluted. If he was asked to read it, he would be dazzled and his tongue would tie up.

Sure enough, it is not so easy to make a name for yourself in the live broadcasting industry. The top players in each industry have their own skills.

Giving gifts to the perfect man started playing the piano again, and the regret that made people feel sorry for Qian disappeared in the sound of Tian Lai's piano.At the end of the song, there was a knock on the door of the beautiful boy's house.

"Eh? Who's here?" The beautiful man turned his head to look at the door behind him curiously: "Baby, wait for my sister to come down, and my sister will go and have a look."

The door opened, and the people outside made Su Yang's eyes light up suddenly.

Fuck so handsome!The feeling of mature men and business elites!The suit is straight and the expression is majestic. When I see it, I want to bow to him and call him the domineering president!

Su Yang, with his professional eye for art who has drawn countless human figures since he was a child, can accurately measure the figure of this person with just a few glances.At least 1.8 meters upwards, and definitely looks thin when dressed and undressed, full of hangers!

"Yeah~ Brother Chen? Did you bring me something to eat? You're so kind~~~" The beautiful man jumped up in surprise, wrapping his arms around the other's neck and wanting to kiss him.

The mature man he called Brother Chen tilted his head back to avoid the attack, and lifted the bento box between the two of them: "Hurry up and eat, don't get hungry and faint in the middle of the broadcast. Remember to return the box to Chen after eating." Bob."

The voice is also very magnetic...Su Yang was so fascinated by the phone, he fell down under the suit pants.

It's not just Su Yang, but a large group of sluts who watched the live broadcast couldn't help but swiped the screen full of "So handsome, I want to be asked to date and ask for an ID", without the slightest idea how to write the word reserved.

The beautiful man coquettishly asked the mature man to give him a gift in the live broadcast room, and after getting the impatient nod of approval from the other party, he waved goodbye with satisfaction and returned to the live broadcast screen.Then I looked at the chat record and rolled my eyes wildly: "If you come to a handsome man, you won't be able to close your legs?"

Someone just asked: Sister, sister, is that brother-in-law?

"Where is my brother-in-law? That's my childhood." The beautiful man elegantly brushed his sideburns behind his ears, opened the lunch box, and began to eat - black and shiny stinky tofu.