On the Scary Things of Social APP

When he got home in the evening, Su Yang righteously rejected Mao Zirui's request to order barbecue.Last night's grilled human skewers still made him a little nauseated when he thought about it, so he finally changed to some fried chicken to relieve Mao Zirui's craving for fried and barbecued food.

The two each took half a chicken and gnawed on it wearing disposable gloves until their mouths were dripping with oil.While gnawing and gossiping, Mao Zirui figured out the ins and outs before he finished eating.

Then there was an uncontrollable burst of crazy laughter: "Hahahahahahahaha crazy!"

Su Yang frowned and stuffed the chicken breast into his mouth: "What are you laughing at, I'm almost scared to death."

"No one would come to seek revenge because of this kind of thing. You are too delusional to be persecuted!" Mao Zirui coughed and took out his mobile phone with a smile: "Is it called Yan Zhizhi? I will check for you where you are now."

Su Yang said sullenly: "It's best that I think too much, otherwise..."

"Hey!" Mao Zirui interrupted him by handing the phone in front of his face, "It's more than three kilometers away."

Yeah?Su Yang raised his eyebrows and looked, and sure enough, the far-fetched distance returned to the familiar 3.14KM.Could it be that it was really just an accident during the day, just passing by nearby and causing misunderstanding?

"So don't worry, it's fine." Mao Zirui took back his phone: "Look at how kind I am to you. For you, I don't fire any guns at night, and I serve you like an emperor... How about the two of us?"

Su Yang immediately frowned: "I don't want my sisters to last forever!"

Mao Zirui froze in place, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses: "Where did we learn the nasty words, and we're getting better at it?"

"Not in the live broadcast... Hey, don't lean in!" Su Yang quickly reached out to stop Mao Zirui's tendency to press down.

"Don't worry, I won't be sister Liujiu, I promise to make you feel comfortable."

"Stop it!" Su Yang really had nothing to do with his buddy who was a passer-by, so he stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth with black lines all over his face, blocking the thing that didn't have a handle.

After being comforted by his best friend, Su Yang relaxed a lot.And if Luji has been uninstalled, if he doesn't install it back, the other party will no longer be able to find someone through location.

So when he went to work the next day, he walked briskly and looked happy, and he just pressed his fingerprints 5 minutes earlier, and everything was perfect.

But before he sat down for a long time, he saw the boss of the company rushing out of the office and announcing to everyone: "Clean up the mess, tidy up the table, and arrange the plants in order. Today, a client is here to talk about a project!"

Is the sun coming out in the west?The company often has customers to negotiate, but I have never seen any customer that made the boss so nervous.

"President Li, which client is it?" Luo Weiwei asked curiously.The scale of their company is small, and the relationship between the boss and subordinates is relatively harmonious, without too many rules and barriers.

"A big customer." Mr. Li said in a serious voice: "Hangxin Technology. So be serious today, don't be hippie."

However, his words were instantly drowned out by the screams of the girls.My God, Hangxin Technology!They were almost chased away by security when they were wandering downstairs next door yesterday, but today they came to discuss the project on their own initiative!

"Xiaona, hurry up and lend me your Dior lipstick!"

"Weiwei, your big tie is enough to attract attention, so don't put on lipstick to steal our limelight."

"Hey, do you think my hair is messy? How about I untie it and make it into a shawl?"

"I didn't wear my combat boots today! It's so annoying, blah blah!"

The male compatriots stared dumbfounded at the female compatriots who began to dress up like crazy. The corners of Mr. Li's mouth twitched for a moment, and he struggled and shouted a few times but nothing came of it, so he had to go back to his office depressed.

Su Yang silently avoided the chaotic battlefield, dragging his chair to hide beside him.Of course he knew what these girls were thinking. The problem was that they were just a very small design company. How could the president of the diamond boss come to discuss the project in person!It's really worrying to hear the word "Hangxin Technology" and lose your mind and go crazy.

However, the sober and rational male compatriots have no way to resolve this scene. They can only shrink in the corner like quails, quietly waiting for the climax-like moment to arrive.

At ten o'clock in the morning, Mr. Li was already waiting at the gate of the company, and all the employees stood up, as if the emperor had arrived.Several people from Hangxin Technology also arrived on time and met Mr. Li.

Su Yang stood behind the gorgeous girls, a little curious about who came.Due to his height disadvantage, he could only peek through the gap between the two people in front, barely looking around.

The first person to come was Mr. Li, who led the way towards the office, followed by Mr. Li, who turned his head from time to time to introduce to the people behind him.And after that is...

The girls let out suppressed screams, and immediately covered their mouths in secret excitement.Su Yang grabbed Yao Yuan's shoulder next to him, tried his best to tiptoe and peeped from the top of the girls' heads.When he saw the face of the third person, his eyes suddenly widened as if he saw a ghost!

What the hell! ! !

What are you talking about? ? ?

Male, male god? ? ?

Those familiar long legs and inverted triangle, that familiar ascetic face and indifferent eyes...

hell! ! !

Su Yang suddenly lowered his body and dodged under the desk, covering his heart and gasping for breath.

Yao Yuan watched halfway through the fun, and suddenly felt the pressure on his shoulders disappear. He turned his head and found Su Yang huddled under the desk like a frightened rabbit, and he couldn't help but feel a little messy.

"What's wrong with you?" He squatted next to the table and asked.

Su Yang hurriedly pushed him away: "Don't get close, the target is too big!"

What a mess... Yao Yuan had no choice but to straighten up again, seeing that the emperor had already entered the palace, he sat back in his seat.Only the remaining girls were still staring at the door where the emperor disappeared.

"So handsome, really handsome!"

"I'm going crazy, how could there be such a perfect man..."

Su Yang was quite devastated. Looking at the girls who had fallen into fantasy, he really wanted to wake them up: "Your male god is a gay!!!"

No, no, no, I still have to make sure, maybe it's the wrong person, such as identical twins or something.Although Su Yang believed in his ability to recognize people, he believed even more in the Creator's uncanny workmanship.

The confirmation method is very simple, just download the Buluji back and check the distance to know!

It took Su Yang a long time to touch the phone in a panic. After the download was complete, his heart beat like a drum when he saw the APP icon.He took a few deep breaths and poked hard!

People in the vicinity—too much—0.01KM!

Mom! ! !There is no help! ! !

Su Yang shook his hand and almost threw the phone into the glass fish tank!

No wonder the distance that was talked about yesterday will be displayed at 0.30KM, because Hangxin Technology moved into the office building next door yesterday!

Everything has a reasonable explanation!

Hurry up and uninstall the non-lugging base, in case the male god talks about the project on a whim and clicks into it, and sees that the distance between Yangyangjiba is only 0.01KM, it is not just a matter of fun, but whether the project will be disturbed Huang's big problem!

Su Yang trembled and pressed the HOME button desperately, the phone page switched randomly several times before he stabilized his trembling hand, long press the icon of no root, enter the uninstallation page, click——

"Su Yang!"

The sudden shout shocked him as if he had been caught deserting by the teacher in charge. He quickly put his phone in his pocket and put his hands on the keyboard to pretend to work hard.

"Su Yang! Come here!" Mr. Li shouted again at the door of the office.What are you busy with there? This kid is so stupid.

Su Yang was shocked by the lion's roar, and his desire to survive made him unfold his god-like acting skills. He raised his head blankly and pretended to hear the shout: "Ah?"

"Come here, I have something to do." Boss Li lost his temper after being moaned by him, so he had to wave again.

Yes, yes, something?

So under the banner of discussing the project, are you actually here to seek revenge?

what to do!Sacrificial security company?Da Yi would rather die than surrender?Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, pretending not to know?

Su Yang stood up as if he was on the execution ground, and every step he took was extremely difficult.The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the warrior... the warrior is gone and will never return!

Bite the bullet and follow Mr. Li into the door. Several people from Hangxin Technology sat on the reception sofa, like a prostitute waiting for the old bustard to bring someone over for them to inspect the goods.Su Yang didn't dare to raise his head, but lowered his head to look at the shoes of several people.

Wow, those shoes in the middle are of really good taste, you can tell the owner is a gentle scum at a glance.The trousers are also good, and there are various colors and styles to choose from.The legs are really long, and the hands on the legs are well-articulated, white and slender.The body wrapped under the suit looks very thin at first glance, but it is absolutely muscular when it is stripped off.

Wait, it looks a little familiar.

Su Yang didn't move his head, his eyes turned to the limit, and he managed to catch a glimpse of the gentle scum's face from the corner of his eye.

Fuck, he really is a male god! ! !

It's going to kill him, he's been stabbed perfectly, just looking at a pair of shoes can seduce him to death, what should I do!

Mr. Li saw that everyone was silent, and Su Yang still looked like a little chick. He really hated iron and steel, so he had to smooth things over by flattering himself: "Mr. Wei, this is the one that best meets your requirements, and its level is quite good!"

Why does Mao sound so much like introducing his own oiran!

"...I have been working here for four or five years, and my character can be guaranteed, Su Yang! Say hello soon!"

"Yang..." Wei Chen stroked his chin thoughtfully.

Su Yang was suddenly slapped on the back by Mr. Li so hard that he almost stood up and bent forward.Before he could stabilize his figure, he heard the magnetic voice of the male god repeating his name, and his hair stood on end.

Please don't use that tone!I'm panicking!

But under the current situation, he can only bite the bullet and say hello: "Hello, Mr. Wei, I am the designer of Pinyan, and my name is Su Yang."

Wei Chen narrowed his eyes and looked around, as if he was thinking about something.

Mr. Li was afraid that the other party thought they were not sincere enough, so he quickly pushed Su Yang: "Go and bring your previous design works and show them to Mr. Wei."

"No need." Wei Chen interrupted: "That's it."

Seeing this, Mr. Li responded with good eyesight: "Hey, okay, then, Mr. Su Yangwei, will you take him away?"

What, what do you mean?Su Yang froze.Be sold?

"Mr. Su, I hope the cooperation will be pleasant." Wei Chen stood up, stretched out his hand to grab Su Yang's paw and shook it.

Before Su Yang woke up from his confusion, the group of people following Wei Chen were already chattering and pushing him towards the elevator, as if they were robbing good people.

Goodbye came too fast, there was no time to wave.Everyone rushed into the elevator, faced Mr. Li's meaningful smile outside, closed the door and went down.