The Best Fake Eunuch

At Lingshouzi's age, it was pitiful for an old man with a hunchback and stoop, and he even knelt down and kowtowed to himself several times.

So Ling'er was very passive, and felt that it would be impossible not to help anyway.

"Oh, get up and talk, okay, I promise you, but you have to tell me how to save you!" Linger, I don't even know who you are, how to save you!

"Thank you, Miss Ling'er. I already knew that you are smart and kind-hearted." Lingshouzi was overjoyed, and then he stood up. He said that he was about the same height standing and kneeling...

"First of all, where is this place?" Ling'er looked around, still at a loss.

"This is the villain's sea of ​​consciousness, girl, why don't you know?" Lingshouzi was still very surprised, "If you hadn't been able to get out of your body, girl, the villain wouldn't be able to communicate with you."

"Huh? Oh oh oh." Ling'er knows a thing or two about the sea of ​​consciousness, which is almost like a dream.

"Speaking of what happened to the villain, it's really tragic. It's a long story." Ling Shouzi frowned and sighed.

"Then let's start from the beginning." Linger likes to listen to stories.

"Yes! Let's talk about it, it happened more than 800 years ago..." Ling Shouzi narrowed his eyes and talked about the past...

No wait, how long ago did you say?

Eight hundred years? Don't tell me that you have lived for eight hundred years!

Lingshouzi said that I have actually lived for more than two thousand years, which is nothing in our aquarium. By the way, I haven't told the girl that I am not your human being, but a turtle in the aquarium, that is, a sea turtle. !

Oh... Linger suddenly realized that you are that big turtle!

Sure enough, the old sayings are all reasonable, a thousand-year-old tortoise, don't you know whether you are a tortoise or a tortoise?

I rely on you not to be with that sea monster!

Lingshouzi said that was certainly not the case, but it was too much to cover up the monster.

They are not aquariums, but aliens. According to the seniors, they came to our world ten thousand years ago, making waves in the sea, killing all living beings, and killing all directions!

These guys are very powerful, and we Shui Clan are no match, so they alarmed the Protoss in the sky, and laid a net to catch them all!

Among them, there were a few who begged for mercy and surrendered, and the Protoss didn't care about themselves, they didn't kill them all, they just deprived them of their mana and released them into the sea. For thousands of years, they have multiplied and formed their own family, but they have never done anything wrong.

It is true that God has the virtue of good life, but if you follow the humble opinion of the villain, you should kill them all, just cut the weeds and root them out!

Don't you think this disturbed Miss Ling'er? Fortunately, you are all heroes, so you beheaded him, otherwise you were not killed by him? So, you should do everything you can to eliminate evil...Huh? Where did I just say that?

Hmm, by the way, that was two thousand years ago, the villain came to this island to rest for a while, but unexpectedly encountered a great disaster!

Originally, the tortoise rested to soothe the nerves, sleep and walk, suddenly a piece of meteorite fell from the sky, and it happened to hit the villain without prejudice!

If it weren't for the villain's tortoise shell, he would have been smashed to death!

But even though he didn't die, he couldn't move, and he was trapped on this island for eight hundred years!

Eight hundred years of mulberry fields and seas, the stubborn rocks are covered with moss, covered with moss, only one heart is not dead, longing for freedom, freedom and freedom!

Even if it is burned by thunder and fire, even if it is covered by mud, the ambition will not change, and the faith will not fade. It is said that the years are wasted and the feelings are wasted...

Thinking of the villain, I have never done any bad things since I became a spirit, let alone harming living beings, but why? Why is there such an arrangement?

The sadness that Lingshouzi said brought tears to his eyes, and the language of the poem expressed eight hundred years of loneliness, helplessness and sadness...

Linger was moved by it.

"Aren't you a thousand-year-old turtle? How could you still be trapped by a meteorite? You can just take it away." Ling'er thinks that since you have become a spirit, it is impossible that you don't even have such little mana?

"Sigh...Miss Ling'er doesn't know something. Although this piece of meteorite looks small, it weighs more than a thousand catties, and it has a fierce aura! The little turtle is incompetent, but he can't get rid of it...I dare not hide it from Miss Linger. This piece of meteorite is probably something from the demons outside the sky, that's why it's so powerful!" Lingshouzi burst into tears.

"Oh, if that's the case, there seems to be nothing I can do." Ling'er scratched her head when she heard that, she knew how capable she was, and felt that she couldn't help this job even if she wanted to.

"Miss Linger, help me!" Lingshouzi was about to kneel down again.

"No, no, I didn't say I won't save you, but I don't know how to save you?" Ling'er hurriedly said, "Otherwise, you wait for me to go back and ask my brother to help, my brother must have a way!"

Ling'er felt that her elder brother Xiao Chen was omnipotent.

"That's not necessary, as long as the little evil god who came with you is willing to make a move." Lingshouzi said.

"Little Sha God? Who is it, Xiao Ye?" Ling'er was stunned.

"It's him!" Lingshouzi hurriedly said, "The Sha God's aura is too strong, and a villain would not dare to talk to him like this, for fear of offending him. If you punch him, you will die!"

"No way, he doesn't usually kill people randomly... Then how can he help?" Ling'er always thought that Xiao Ye was very obedient and obedient, what a devil, he was still a child.

"Oh!" Lingshouzi was overjoyed, "Then he just needs to take the piece of meteorite off the villain's back!"

It's that simple?

It's that simple.

Then why are you talking nonsense for half a day!

In the eyes of the girl, it may only be a matter of one sentence, but the matter is also related to the life of the villain, so why not be more cautious?

So it makes sense that the tortoise can live for so long!

"Then let me ask you something, do you have anything on this island...this, that, that...then what?" Ling'er was a little embarrassed, because she had just promised to help the turtle, but asked Does he have any treasures on the island, as if he wants to ask for his reward.

Actually irrelevant.

Just a random question.

"What?" Lingshouzi looked bewildered, puzzled, who is this and that?

"Bageyalu, Fake Squid!" Suddenly a sharp voice sounded, but it was a little parrot that broke in without knowing what, landed on Ling'er's shoulder, and yelled at Lingshouzi.

The little parrot is Linger's first adopted pet. Although this little animal is full of foul language, loves to swear, and is also rebellious and misbehaving, Linger likes it very much and loves it very much.

But the little parrot is also spiritual, because it can enter and leave Ling'er's sea of ​​consciousness at will.

Sometimes when I dream of fighting a big monster, the little parrot will rush out to help her fight the monster together!

Although its ability is low, it can't beat other monsters at all, let alone it, and it will be a disservice...

But it’s also so generous!

Do you think Linger can love it?