The Best Fake Eunuch

The origin of the parrot is a mystery, well-informed people like Fu Yan and Shangguan Qiji don't even know what this bird is?

Say stupid or not, say smart or not.

Later, Ling'er deliberately wandered around Paradise Island for a whole day, but she couldn't find the strangely dressed woman who sold her the parrot, so she could only return disappointed.

That woman is not a liar, because the little parrot can really talk to people, especially under Linger's careful training these days, the communication between the two is not hindered, and they can even initiate simple conversations in Chinese and English. dialogue.

Sometimes when the big guys pass by Linger's cabin, they can always hear her talking to herself in it alone, but they don't know that she is actually chatting with the little parrot...

The little parrot is so magical, not to mention twenty gold coins, even two hundred, two thousand gold coins are worth it!

So Ling'er went to that woman, firstly to ask her about the life experience of the little parrot, and secondly because she wanted to make up some more gold coins for her, otherwise she always felt uneasy.

Linger, a little girl, is so kind.

But she didn't feel any uneasiness after stealing the gold coins from the fat brother Shangguan Qiji, so she was kind from time to time, it all depended on her mood.

"Shut up!" Ling'er scolded the little parrot for being rude, "Who let you in?"

"Old bastard!" The little parrot had nothing to say.

"Don't dare." Lingshouzi asked for others, and his attitude was very humble.

"Also! Let's go!" Ling'er couldn't leave by herself, and Lingshouzi had to send her out.

"Congratulations to Miss Ling'er, Mr. Lingniao." Lingshouzi was overjoyed and bowed.

"Saiyan Nara," said the little parrot.

Ling'er and Lingshouzi chatted in the sea of ​​consciousness for so long, but outside, it was only a few seconds. No one knew that she had just gone out of her body, except for the little parrot...

Everyone is still studying whether there should be horns on the turtle shell.

"It's not a horn, it's meteorite. This big turtle is not dead, but unfortunately it is held down by the meteorite and can't move. Let's save his life." However, Ling'er had already seen everything.

"It's really iron work, then I'll do it!" Saburo Hengdu reached out to grab the sharp corner and pulled it hard.

Meteorite didn't move at all, but he fell back directly and fell a big buttock.

"The hand on Bage Yalu slipped." Hengdu Saburo climbed up again under the astonished eyes of everyone, and explained to the big guy, "There is blood on it."

It was still left by his scratched calf just now.

However, he wiped off the blood with his sleeves, held the edge of the meteorite tightly with both hands, and used all his strength, but the meteorite still remained motionless...

"Oh, it's really strange!" Saburo Hengdu scratched his head in wonder.

Although he can't be said to be infinitely powerful, he still has the strength of a thousand catties! If you have no strength, dare to use a hammer as a weapon?

One of his hammers weighs more than 50 kilograms, so what's the deal?

"You can't do it, let's get out of the way, Xiao Ye, come here." Ling'er smiled.

"Even if I can't, he can't even... Nani?" Heng Duan Sanlang didn't finish his sentence, Xiao Ye pulled out the meteorite with ease.

After holding it in his hand for a long time, he suddenly said, "Sister Ling'er, do you think this looks like an axe?"

The meteorite is in the shape of a half-moon, with a wide blade and a sharp edge. The back is thick, like a tiger's head. The most peculiar thing is that there is a handle similar to an ax handle underneath. Xiao Ye grasped it in his hand and danced it twice, feeling the weight The size is very suitable, much easier than the ax I lost.

Strictly speaking, this is really not an axe, but a battle-axe. Ax and battle-axe are always mentioned together, but they are not actually a kind of weapon.

However, the difference is not very big, except that the edge of the Yue is semicircular, while the arc of the ax is relatively small.

Generally speaking, ax is a weapon, and an ax is a tool, but few people know about axe, so they are collectively referred to as axes.

For example, the famous Fu general Cheng Yaojin who knows only three axes, his weapon is actually a battle axe, not an axe.

"Yeah? What is this?" Linger's eyes were sharp, and she saw a pattern of fish, insects and birds engraved on the handle of the axe.

"It seems to be Chinese characters, let me take a closer look." Zuoshan Saji stretched out his hand, and Xiao Ye handed it over.

"Oops!" Zuoshan Saji couldn't hold it at all, he yelled, and let go of his hand, with a muffled puff, the meteorite ax fell directly into the soil, more than a foot deep!

"Is this heavy?" A brother of the Flying Wing Guard came over and tried to lift it up, but he held the handle of the ax tightly with both hands, exerting all his strength, and his feet were deeply sunk in the mud. But the big ax didn't move at all, didn't even shake it.

"Can't you?" The other brother looked in disbelief, pushed him away and tried it himself, what the hell? I really can't hold it.

But this is not scientific!

It’s such a big thing, even if it’s made of pure gold, it’s only more than a hundred catties... Even if it’s three to five hundred catties, with the strength of our buddies, we can shake it a little bit. It would be weird not to move!

Could it be that it can still weigh more than a thousand catties?

Saburo Hengdu still doesn't believe it!

He spat twice in the palm of his hand, tightened his belt, squatted in a heavy horse stance, held the handle of the ax tightly with both hands, and let me get up with a yell!

But there was a snapping sound, and it was because of his excessive force that the cowhide belt was snapped, the pants slipped off, and the buttocks were exposed. The scene was once very embarrassing.

"Mata is cool! (Damn it)" Hengdu Saburo blushed, and hurriedly pulled up his pants.

Fortunately, the big guy's attention was on the axe, no one saw his white butt, but they all saw that the ax was picked up by him for a few inches just now, which shows that Mr. Hengdu is still very strong!

"Quack quack, Baka! (Stupid)" the little parrot laughed.

Xiao Ye picked it up casually, and waved it twice again, smoothly and smoothly, "Sister Ling'er, can you give me this?"

"Here you go." Ling'er had no interest in the Meteorite Axe, and was concentrating on cleaning the turtle's wound.

The turtle's shell is very thick, nearly one foot, and it is really strong. The piece of meteorite that fell from the sky weighed at least a thousand catties, and the acceleration of gravity can't be more than ten thousand catties?

But it's not about smashing through the tortoise's shell. Sure enough, a two-thousand-year tortoise is awesome...

Suddenly, Lingshouzi's voice sounded in his mind, "Thank you, Miss, thank you Shashen! The villain really can't repay you for saving my life... I'm going to leave the shell, and I will leave this shell to the girl, and I have the right to be a villain." A little bit of human kindness."

Ok? Ling'er thought, what are you kidding me about?

What do I want your turtle shell for!

I don't know how to calculate...

However, the turtle slowly stood up, and the entire tortoise shell appeared on the ground, which was the size of a double bed. His head alone was almost like a water tank!

He nodded three times to Ling'er, shook his body slightly, removed the tortoise shell, and walked slowly towards the sea.

"Okay, don't look at it, let's see that it's already dawn, and continue looking for treasures!" Ling'er hasn't forgotten her purpose of going to the island...