The Best Fake Eunuch

Linger led the adventure team to search the island for more than two hours, until the sky was slightly bright, but did not find any treasure...

It can’t be said that there is nothing. There are many broken fishing nets, rotten wood, dead crabs, and dried shells on the beach, but there are no valuables.

Much to Linger's disappointment.

Big Brother Fu may have misread it this time, or else he was joking, but how can you make a joke about such a serious matter as Treasure Treasure?

The harmed Bai was busy all night, and he was so tired that he didn't get a fart.

Not getting a baby is still a trivial matter, and I will definitely be scolded by my brother and laughed at by the fat man, which is quite annoying.

You can't turn over three feet, because the ship has sent two small boats to respond to the urging, saying that the storm ahead has passed, and our fleet is about to set off. Please go back quickly, girl.

Ugh……

"Who the hell, take that big tortoise shell with us and let's go back." Ling'er thought over and over again, and decided to take something back with her, because the thieves don't run away.

Although that big tortoise shell is not a treasure, it is still quite a rare item. If you take it back to Fengyang City and sell it, why is it worth more than ten taels of silver?

Besides, this was a gift from Lingshouzi, the gift is light and affectionate, and it is not good not to accept it.

Ling'er can always find reasons to comfort her wounded little heart.

"That big tortoise shell?" Everyone expressed surprise, what do you want that for? Besides, our boat is too small to accommodate such a big guy.

"Are you talking to me?" Ling'er was in a bad mood, "Is there no way I can't think about it, otherwise I'll bring you here for a fart? Everyone is stupid, and I can't even find a treasure. I won’t take you out this time!”

Everyone said, Miss Ling'er, let's not feel bad!

It's like who wants to come to this broken island with you in the middle of the night?

And next time?

We won't come with you next time you beat me to death.

Of course, there are still ways, isn't it too big to fit on the ship? It doesn't matter, just turn it over and use it as a boat to row back!

This thing is really strong, should you say it or not, and it's spacious inside, so it's no problem for ten or eight people to sit...

Xiao Chen and others stood on the side of the boat and waited for a long time.

He was very angry at first, but when he saw Ling'er and the others came back safely, most of his anger subsided, but of course his face was still stern, thinking about how to punish this little girl.

She was reluctant to be beaten, and she didn't listen to scolding. If it couldn't be done, she was locked up in confinement until Haining Bay!

Let her have a long memory.

"Why is there another boat?" Ibrahimovic remembered that he sent two boats to meet them, and Linger and the others opened one by themselves. How did three boats become four?

"That doesn't look like a boat." Fu Yan narrowed his eyes and watched.

It wasn't until the turtle shell docked beside the boat that the big guy saw clearly that it was this!

"Hey!" Shangguan Qiji yelled loudly, "Everyone, come and see, our Linger girl has found a big treasure!"

"What kind of treasure is this? Isn't this a turtle shell?" Baili asked.

"What a big bastard!" Fu Yan was shocked.

"Miss Linger, what do you want it for?" Ibrahimovic wondered.

Ling'er drooped her head and said nothing in a useless manner.

"Please hang it up, a rope is not acceptable, use a fishing net." Heng Duan Saburo faithfully carried out Ling'er's order.

"By the way, everyone, be careful, everyone be careful! It will be a big deal if this valuable treasure is broken, our Linger girl will accept the money, and be careful that she will turn against you!" Shangguan Qiji road.

"Fatty, Fake squid!" The little parrot could understand that this was nonsense.

"I know how to mess around!" Xiao Chen said, "If you are not allowed to go, you must go, let the big guy worry about you, go back to the cabin for me, you are not allowed to come out for ten days, and you are not allowed to eat for three days!"

"Fake!" Ling'er didn't dare to say anything, but the little parrot held her injustice for her.

But the little parrot is ghostly, does it know who is the boss.

So even though he was very dissatisfied with Xiao Chen's punishment of his master, he didn't dare to target him too much, and he didn't dare to directly call him a faq, but just used a verb to express his affection.

"Oh, it's terrible, my God, if we don't let us eat for three days, won't our Linger girl starve to death?" Shangguan Qiji made a fuss and gloated.

"She won't die of starvation, but she will die of hunger. Tonight, I want to eat Ullman's chicken, which is grilled with squeaking oil, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and freshly squeezed fruit juice that has been chilled in the sea all night. What!" Fu Yan expressed deep sympathy for Ling'er.

"That chicken is really delicious." Baili nodded.

Ling'er swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

She likes roast chicken best, because there is a cook from Java on board who is very good at roast chicken!

Ling'er's small appetite can eat a whole one by yourself, and you will know how delicious it is!

Why is it so delicious? One is the cook's superb cooking skills, and the secret sauce is particularly good, but the main reason is that the chicken itself is very special.

These chickens are also specially provided by Prince Ullman’s palace. They have been fed with various precious foods since they broke their shells. The natural ingredients alone include fresh lobster meat, dried sea cucumbers that are ground into powder, and white sturgeon. fish roe, and red fragrant rice.

Do you know what Hongxiang rice is? Even the extravagant Jia family in Dream of Red Mansions can only use it to cook porridge, and each time they only cook a small bowl for the old lady Jia to drink alone, even Jia Baoyu can't eat it.

Later, when Wang Xifeng fell ill, Mother Jia felt sorry for her, and even gave her the leftover red rice porridge that she drank half of it...you know how precious it is, right?

However, such precious red fragrant rice was used by Prince Ulman to feed chickens!

Can the chicken fed in this way be so delicious?

The meat is fresh and tender, fat but not greasy, and it also has the aroma of lobster and sea cucumber... I can't say it, I can't stop my mouth watering.

So even if Ulman and Xiao Chen are so 'close', they only gave him fifty of them when they parted.

He had already eaten more than ten feet, and there was not much left. In order to celebrate the battle against the sea monster last night, Xiao Chen ordered people to kill dozens more to reward the big guy.

Everyone was looking forward to it so much that their mouths were salivating, but the sad Ling'er couldn't eat it.

Mood suddenly depressed to the extreme!

"It's so pitiful." Shangguan Qiji sighed and shook his head again and again, "Xiao Chen, for my sake, why don't you give us Ling'er a dick?"

Sprinkle salt in Ling'er's wounds.

Originally, they just broke up with Fatty, but now they have formed a bond.

When I got back to the cabin, I was sulking for a while, but I was so tired after tossing around all night last night, I fell asleep unconsciously.

I dreamed that I had been released from the confinement, and I also ate Ullman's chicken, gnawed on the delicious chicken feet, and my mouth was full of oil...

It's not oily, it's drooling.

"Jamaicai!" A scream woke up Ling'er's dream, and it turned out that what was biting her mouth was not a chicken paw, but a parrot's paw...

"Bah, bah, bah! How long has it been since you washed your feet!" Ling'er spat on the little parrot's face.

You guy didn't grab things, did you?