The First Chaos In History

When he got home, only Qin Shihuang was playing the game, because he didn't turn out a cold chicken leg from the refrigerator at noon, and then instructed the fat man: "Hold the direction and make a small jump, it is a run-up."

"Zaoshe (say)?" No wonder he is too old for the last level of Super Mari, and he doesn't even know this.

"Brother Ying, does the camera still have electricity? Do something with me tomorrow."

"Sa four (what's the matter)?"

"Tomorrow you can just take pictures."

I have to get an ID card for 300 people. This matter falls on Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian. I am not willing to spend money to do it from the outside, but after all, it is a risk to do so many at a time. Now the international terrorist forces are so rampant. Sensitive elements from East Turkistan, Tibet, and Taiwan are eyeing each other and apply 30 fake certificates at once. When they encounter a certificate dealer with a special patriotic enthusiasm, he will betray Gu Yiquan's heart in trouble.

The last time I lost my ID card, the two of them worked together to make another one. But that was a special case. You can work slowly and carefully. This time it is in batches and probably requires a professional printer.

Now that the camera is available, Jin Shaoyan gave it a premium product. In fact, many journalists who want to win the Pulitzer Prize for Photography use this model of camera.

Where can I get a fake certificate machine?

At this time Liu Bang came back...

"Rent for 500 a day, but it's more than that..."

So the problem with the machine is also solved, who is Guo Tianfeng? It is our counterfeit queen. Although (currently) it is only confined to the garment industry, she knows a wide range of people.

Liu Bang looked at each house and said, "Dah Xiang hasn't come back yet? Let's leave in the morning. At this point, I will stay with Zhang Bing's chick for one day, and I will open a room for dinner in the evening--" Liu Bang wretchedly. Snap your fingers and say, "Live together!"

I connected the computer to the printer, printed out Xiang Yu’s "rivals" in the digital camera one by one, and said, "Bangzi, you have to say that being a rogue is your nature, but what will you do when you are an emperor? This tune?"

Liu Bang immediately felt sad and said, "You haven't seen me stretched, so you have to be abnormal when you are an emperor." Liu Bang pointed to Qin Shihuang in the bedroom and said in a low voice, "Isn't the one inside just an example." Huh?"

I smiled and said, "Brother Ying is good, right?"

"Very good to lose Jiangshan? He killed more people than you saw!"

After talking, Baozi and Li Shishi also returned. Baozi threw his boots on the shoe rack, fell into the sofa and pinched his feet, and shouted, "Liu Ji, pour a glass of water."

If Baozi would call me at ordinary times, but seeing that I was busy taking pictures, Liu Bang was close to the kettle, so he assigned the emperor to help her serve tea and pour water. Liu Bang stubbornly held the water, and Baozi took the drink. A big mouthful, said: "The bridal shop grabs the money."

Liu Bang and I were both taken aback. When I saw Li Shishi, I just laughed, knowing that there is more to come.

"The cheapest rent is 200 a day,

Liu Bang said: "That's not expensive, it's not as expensive as renting a machine to apply for fake certificates in Taiwan."

Baozi thumped his leg and said, "But you have to know that nowadays wedding dresses are rented for two sets. On the day of marriage, you can wear them for one day, and you still have to return one day. You will have to pay 1,000 dollars for each one.

I asked: "Then did you rent it?"

Baozi said: "I had no choice but to rent it, but Xiao Nan said that she had a classmate who made wedding dresses and could borrow it."

We all looked at Master Li, she just laughed. Her classmates? Du Shiniang is here?

Baozi got up and went to cook. Li Shishi whispered to me: "The boutique bridal shop has a wedding dress that is very suitable for the cousin, and the price is not expensive."

"how much?"

"3. I said at a glance: "And it is not rented. I suggest you buy it and give it to your cousin. Every woman should have a wedding dress in her lifetime. "

Every woman should have a wedding dress? Where did she learn such a petty bourgeoisie? Do you plan to leave it and use it or wear it to the market? But she has the right to say that. If the beads she gave us as a wedding gift were changed into wedding dresses, at least it would be able to wrap up the silver makeup of the two army groups.

The beaded bun had been worn fresh, and it was thrown in the drawer casually, but it was a safe place. Even if a thief came in, he was not at the level of an associate professor and could not take away a valuable item. Who would have thought that the dagger used by Jing Ke to stab Qin had been peeled off potato skins, and the spare hat beads of Song Huizong that were thrown in the drawer through a red string?

When it’s time for dinner, I lay on the window and shouted: "Kezi, eat!" Shazheng was "practising swords" with Uncle Zhao’s son Zhao Bailian.

This place was so smashing that the dust was everywhere, and I hurriedly shut the windows after I shouted

In a short while, both of them came up. Jing Ke took Zhao Bailian's hand affectionately and said to me, "Let him also eat at our house."

Baozi and I looked at each other immediately. If you are a person of normal intelligence, if you greet him "Welcome", he will have to say "Nothing, I have something to do." A few words, but this idiot is different, what should I do every day after I've been eating smoothly here? We have one more son before the wedding dress-Zhao Bailian is one year older than me.

But what can we do? Our fragrant food was put on a large table, and the fool's saliva came out from seeing him, you kick him out? I can't do this anyway. It turns out that the stuff I can’t do is just...

Even more so, she said to the two fools: "Wash your hands."

Zhao Bai washed his face, picked up the bowl, and ate. Except for occasionally smirking at the two, he didn't say a word to others. It's broken, don't the two fools bother to talk back and forth?

I smiled and asked Ershou: "Kezi, have you succeeded in swordsmanship recently?"

Jing Ke was stunned for a moment. He was not stupid and honest, and vaguely felt that I had no good intentions. He looked at Zhao Bai and smiled, and he actually had a refreshing meaning.

I took out my mobile phone, stretched my hand under the table and quietly used a mind-reading technique at Zhao Baimian. When I took it out, I was shocked-it crashed!

The ellipsis... dead machine... these two fools are the **** of my mobile phone!

Xiang Yu hadn't come back after 9 o'clock in the evening. The first person who could not sit still was Liu Bang. He looked at his watch and said, "Xiang Da is not going to really open the house, right?" He said this because of him. Knowing that Xiang Yu would not do this, this should be the sentence: The one who knows you best is often your enemy.

As he was talking, there was the sound of a car from downstairs. After a while Xiang Yu slowly walked upstairs. He changed his shoes, hung up his clothes, walked over and took the water on the table and drank it dry. I hurriedly asked: " Just separated from Zhang Bing?"

Xiang Yu nodded: "Just sent her back to the dormitory."

"How is it?" Liu Bang asked.

Xiang Yu smiled faintly at him, and suddenly saw the photos on the table, he picked up and looked at it casually, then buckled two of them upside down and said, "These two have girlfriends." He slowly explained. Holding the button on the shirt, stood up and walked to the bedroom: "I'll go to bed first, and tomorrow I will pick her up to see Grandpa."

Liu Bang looked at him from behind until he entered the room and closed the door. Liu Bangmeng turned his head and whispered to me, "I don't feel very high, is it completely out of play?"

I propped my chin and said, "No, a girl, I can stay with you so late on the first date. It's impossible to be unhappy."

Liu Bang said, "Is it because Zhang Bing told him,'I only treat you as an older brother', or just said,'You are a good person'?"

I sneered and said: "It's impossible!" I threw the two photos deducted by Xiang Yu in front of Liu Bang and said, "How do you think the older guy knows that these two have a girlfriend? He can't chase after him. Let me ask, that can only be told by Zhang Bing. Why did Zhang Bing do this? It is because he is afraid that too many boys greet her will cause the big one to be unhappy, so he will say some seemingly useless nonsense."

Liu Bang looked at me in surprise ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and said, "I don't know if Zhang Bing was Yu Ji in his previous life, you must have been Zhang Liang in your previous life!"

I felt that Zhang Liang was at a disadvantage in front of Liu Bang, so I immediately said, "I was Zhuge Liang in my last life."

It turned out to be even more disadvantaged. When Zhang Liang was just working for him, when Zhuge Liang became a job for his third grandson.

But why is Xiang Yu unhappy? More precisely, there is no passion.

Understandably, he was the hero of the world back then, and Yu Ji was a highly poisonous and beautiful woman like a poppy. In those turbulent times, when he woke up, the enemy had already been killed in front of him, so two people put on mosquito nets to kill them. What a lofty sentiment, but now, a granddaughter who is the owner of a steamed bun shop and a granddaughter who, in Qin Shihuang's words, is a small official, how can he find the feeling of Fenghuo Lian Yue again! Peace and development are now the main theme-Iraq is about to withdraw troops.

And beauty is something that can’t be found. Putting the ring in the ice cream to surprise the fiancee. It looks beautiful, but if you encounter the last few mouthfuls of the bun, it must be fatal. .

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