The First Chaos In History

Yin is like arrows, the sun and the moon are like shuttles (this seems to be the first time this book is quoted on the National Day of October 1st. Baozi called her dad back early in the morning, and she wanted to get together. Joining in for a midnight snack, her father scolded her head and face: "Where is a girl like you, discuss with others how to marry yourself?"

In fact, old accountants are not bad, they just want face too much. Had it not been for the long way to work for Baozi, he would have rushed Baozi home a few days ago.

The so-called midnight snack is to have a meal with people who are going to marry the next day. In total, people start eating at night. As a result, we eat until the evening. The place is in Yucai. After Qi, the canteen on the old campus has already been eaten. Overwhelmed, I simply asked someone to set up a dozen tables outside, and the result really fulfilled my dream-eating into a running water table. It is said that the country’s national conditions, the school has a school sentiment, and the education is deeply rooted in this land. The school spirit is very Simple, when the local folks heard that I was going to get married, and regardless of whether their children were cultivating talents, they came to congratulate them. Workers on the construction site were also invited. In addition to my students, the good guys didn’t care about ethics and education. Drinking at the table, both adults and children are blushing within a radius of 20 miles.

And these guys don’t talk about credibility, they said they didn’t want to irritate me, but in the end I was the first to fall, and finally drank me dangling. I don’t know who is going to get married tomorrow. The most hateful one is Fang La, carrying a full A bowl of wine said to me, "Xiaoqiang, you drink less." When I was excited, he held the bowl and said, "Come on, do it."...

Of course, I was still a thief at night. Staying next to the water tank, I used cold water to replace anyone who drank with me, but later I found out that I was still miscalculating—hundreds of people. Even if everyone treats you to a bowl of cold water, I can’t stand it. I have become a cold water filter between the wine table and the toilet. It’s too hot!

On the campus, everything for the wedding tomorrow is ready. The bright red sedan chair with eight people and the big white rabbit brought by Er Fatty have been cleaned up. The big white rabbit can't fight wars. It is definitely enough to fill the facade. Said Prince Charming. The prince is a bit ugly now, but the horse is white enough.

The wine was drunk until 12 o'clock. I thought it was near the end, but the tiger led a gang with a dozen cars. I plan to use it for me tomorrow, and I will arrange for them to pick up guests from my father tomorrow. The drivers might be afraid of delays and didn't leave at night-they were left on the deep land of Yucai.

The bandits drank too much alcohol. I was irritated and hot, so I practiced my fists and knuckles locally. The four kings of 300 and the four heavenly kings joined in to cheer up. In an instant, the tiger fists and kicks, and the tiger's eyes straightened, and he stubbornly pulled me and said, "Brother Qiang. , My martial arts gym is no longer open, so can I just be a sweeper with this?"

In addition to teaching lessons, the senior disciple Duan Tianlangdi who was responsible for sweeping the floor coldly said: "Then you are not stealing my job?"

The tiger in the ring of the martial arts conference was beaten by this one. When he saw it, the tiger was surprised: "Are you sweeping the floor here? Go to my martial arts gym to be the teacher. A monthly salary of 10,000 yuan will be paid."

The big disciple said, "What about you?"

Tiger: "I'm here to sweep the floor."

Big disciple: "..."

Cheng Fengshou was already red from drinking at this time, and walked to Duan Sirius and said: "Old Duan, we have not been working together for a short time. I haven't found a chance to discuss it, how about it. Activities?" Although Duan Sirius drank little wine, he couldn't drink enough. This was a bit too much, and he rarely smiled and said, "Okay, please."

In fact, if it were not for me to take the heroes across the bar, the battle for the championship and runner-up was mostly between them. It was a mistake that the two people did not touch the top. After such a long time in education, they had devoted themselves to teaching and wanted to control themselves. His art industry has flourished, and Duan Sirius is usually a little difficult to approach, so today the two talents have the opportunity to have a peak duel.

Duan Tianbao rushed to Shiqian with a fist and smiled: "Brother Qian, I haven't been idle during this period. How about letting the two of you come to Bibi Shenfa again?"

Shiqian rose from the ground and floated on a tree branch, saying: "Please."

Wang Yin was itching to see, and shouted: "Fang Zhenjiang!"

Fang Zhenjiang huffed his head out of the small bush next to him: "You shout Mao!" The next moment Yuan's little head also came out and looked out, Wang Yin suddenly smiled: "You can go ahead, I'm fine. "

Yuan Qiao blushed and went back, and Fang Zhenjiang was pushed out after a while.

When I saw that they were all old opponents, I subconsciously looked at Huarong’s table. Fortunately, handsome Hua and Pang Wanchun were sitting there drinking and drinking. They belonged to snipers on the battlefield, and they still maintained their demeanor. , I'm afraid that these two people will also shoot flowers and grass and children. Xiuxiu was sitting next to Huarong, flipping through an English novel, humming in a low voice: "one-ght-in--you don't drink too much, whether you love it or not, it's the dust of history... …"

I laughed and said, "Xiu Xiu, on-ght-in education?" Xiu Xiu huh? "

I said: "By the way, there is something to entrust to you, and you have to open another class."

"What class, English training?"

"No," I said in a low voice, "We will come to the'newcomer' again in the future. You will open a life-sense training class to teach them how to play with our modern things. I thought about it, this is the most suitable life for you. "

Xiuxiu said: "No problem." Then she pushed Huarong, "I taught you how to identify cosmetics yesterday, did you learn it?"

Hua Rong took me and said, "By the way, Brother Qiang, I was just about to ask you, is this common sense in life?"

I looked at him sympathetically and said, "For a man who is about to get married, yes!" Finally, I shook his hand and said, "Men will have this day sooner or later." Hua Rong was taken aback for a moment, and immediately shook mine. Hand said: "Then you won't be...hey, let's change the sorrow." Xiuxiu slapped her severely.

Hua Rong said: "There is one more thing, what shall I do in the future? Brothers all have strong points. My strong point is archery, which seems to be of little use."

I pointed to the new campus and said, "Did you see it?

, You and Pang Ge are responsible for teaching the children to archery, pay attention. It is necessary to keep children in particular. This thing is of little use in society, and it needs to be cultivated in a targeted manner. All the archery gold medal winners in the future Olympics will be our talents. "

At one point in the middle of the night, I couldn't hold on, so I found a room and fell asleep. I was awakened by urine twice. It was still bright outside. This group of people just drank all night.

Before dawn the next day someone knocked on my door and went out to take a look. Ersha was neatly dressed, and Li Shishi, Wu Sangui and Qin Shihuang were all there. I rubbed my eyes and said, "It's not so early, right?"

Master Li said: "Don't talk nonsense, do you want to marry your sister-in-law with dark circles?" After she finished speaking, she gave a hand to the side. Jin Shaoyan smiled and rushed over to shake hands with me: "Brother Qiang, congratulations."

I said: "Tongxi, Tongxi, call me at dawn."

Jin Shaoyan carried the door, waved his hand and broke into a large group of people from outside the door, involuntarily pressing me in front of the mirror and putting on makeup. I heard that the leader is the King Tingdi's ace makeup artist, who has put makeup on all the four heavenly kings-the four heavenly kings of Hong Kong.

Wait for a look after putting on makeup, hey. Our Xiaoqiang brother is really a German and Chinese, and it is absolutely impossible to distinguish the true from the false girl Lijuan. Then someone put on me the red robe and soap boots of the bridegroom's husband, with a bunch of flowers slanted on his chest, and a group of people crowded me out.

A group of people on the playground didn’t know whether to get up early to eat early or to drink until now. When I came out, they surrounded me with a smile. The white rabbit was also dressed up and the big red bangs on the forehead seemed to make it very uncomfortable. I couldn't help shaking my head and tail, I rode on the horse, and Xu Delong said: "Li Jingshui. Blow up!"

Li Jingshui "slapped" and stood at attention: "Yes!" He picked up a big trumpet from a pile of musical instruments and blew it up. Everyone was stunned: "This is the Yue Jiajun's wake-up call?"

Xu Delong scratched his head and smiled: "Change the name. Just follow the customs in the countryside."

However, Li Jingshui's trumpet blowing skills were really not covered, and before a while everyone was awakened-it was too ugly! So for a time heroes, the four heavenly kings, 300 scholars and a bunch of literati gathered in the playground. There was also a group of people watching the excitement, carrying an eight-person sedan chair, and set off in a mighty manner.

I was Wu Sangui on the left, Xiang Yu on the right, Xu Delong and the heroes on the back. Everyone rode on horses. The horses were all brought by Jin Shaoyan from the crew. What surprised me was that this kid actually brought more than a dozen bronze carts and horses. For the female family and the elderly to sit, originally, if the bridegroom rode a horse with dozens of Big Ben, it would only look nondescript. Now, our team is almost like an expeditionary army. The fat man usually smiled, and he looked a little solemn sitting in the car at the moment. He probably remembered the scene when he went to attack the Six Kingdoms when the military chariot was 10,000. He once sealed me King Qi and King Wei, and Baozi was also his relative Feng Zheng and Da Sima, this time the troops were sent as part of a counterinsurgency campaign.

The band is made up of 300 people and a few individuals among the heroes. They are mainly trumpets and suona, but they don't necessarily play well. Anyway, they just work hard with their cheeks.

As soon as we left school, there was a crowd of onlookers. This is also normal. Who has seen this before? And there are so many people who get married today. Those famous-brand cars that started to dwarf our ceremonies immediately. Many bridegrooms poked their heads out and asked me, "Man, which wedding company did you hire?" Isn't this just a question? , Why are you planning to re-end it again?

It’s not far from Yucai to Baozi’s house, and we walked halfway within a short while, Wu Sangui said intently: “Mulan Xiaonizi doesn’t know what conspiracy traps are laid in front, so you must be careful.” Xiang Yu laughed and said, “Wu. Brother Mo is strong and prestigious to destroy his own spirit, the elite soldiers are all on our side, what tricks can a girl like her do?"

Xu Delong said: "Never underestimate the enemy."

While talking, Tan Malay reported: "A large number of enemy troops were seen gathering at the entrance of the village."

Xiang Yu said: "Can you rush over?"

The little soldier who was acting as a scout smiled and said, "I'm afraid it's not easy to charge, the other party is a group of children."

Xu Delong said: "Explore again and report again!"

The little warrior's expression tightened: "Telling!" He left.

Wu Sangui said angrily: "Unexpectedly, this girl film is so sinister with her heart, and she has deployed dozens of child soldiers. They can't be beaten or rushed..."

Lin Chong said: "Sure enough, you can't underestimate the enemy. If the opponent doesn't have Mulan, and I don't know the depth of our army, it will not be so laborious."

Wu Sangui drew out the circle and cross map, and after a few people discussed it, they all said: "The only way to do this is to take two more roads and go around behind the village."

Fang La said, "I'm afraid there is another ambush behind the village."

Wu Sangui said, "That's not a big deal. You can only take one step and say one step because the soldiers are so fast."

The two armies have not yet clashed. We lost the calculation first, and our morale was low and we were about to change our course. A person stood up from the copper cart and said loudly: "Wait a minute."

Looking at this person again, his face is like a crown jade, his bearing is as if he is correcting the student's homework in one hand, he is a bit of a feather fan towel, it is Yan Jingsheng, everyone sees that he is just a white-faced scholar, they all frown slightly, Yan Jingsheng Ordered: "Jingshui. You go and open the last box of the bride price. I have a secret weapon to rule the Boy Scouts."

Li Jingshui moved the last box to the front, opened it and saw that the aroma was fragrant. It turned out to be a box full of bonbon chocolates and milk candies...

Everyone was overjoyed at first sight. Xiang Yu worshipped and said, "Teacher Yan has a supernatural calculation."

Yan Jingsheng glanced at us, and said contemptuously: "Even if I am stupid in reading, I know that I have to bring some candy to send the children when I marry." Everyone was ashamed.

At this time, Wei Tiezhu came out more and more, with a firm face and said: "I want to lead a ten-man suicide squad to break down the enemy's defense line!"

Xu Delong said: "Go. Remember, this battle is only allowed to win but not to lose, otherwise the military is engaged!"

"Get an order!" Wei Tiezhu took a few small soldiers, each sturdy enough to carry a few catties of sugar, and launched a charge against the enemy army in front, as if a tiger enters the flock, he will give it when he sees it, and he will give it... …

Not long after visiting the horse, he will report again: "The enemy has retreated in a large area."

The generals waved their hands and said: "My sons, take advantage of the victory and chase, rush

After our sedan chair entered the village. After encountering sporadic resistance, they were all levelled by the chocolate, and in a short while, they smoothly came under a low wall. There is a gap in the middle of this wall, just enough to allow our sedan chair to pass.

After watching it for a long time, I suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed. Everyone asked: "Why is Xiaoqiang laughing?"

I lowered my finger on the wall and said, "I heard that Hua Mulan is good at using soldiers, but it's normal today. She only needs to set up a few soldiers here. Shouldn't the whole army be overwhelmed?"

Before the words fell, there were sudden killings on the wall. On the left side of the wall, there was no one else, but the second uncle of Baozidi, holding a 10,000-ring Liuyang firecracker, but the one on the right also knew that it was Baozi and her third uncle. , Holding the three thousand-sounding earth blossoming, when these two came out, two long firecrackers immediately blocked the road.

Everyone scolded me: "Crow's mouth!"

At this point, we finally encountered a frontal obstruction from the other side’s troops. Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun rode out at the same time. With two arrows, the firecrackers were shot off. Baozi and her third uncle were taken aback. After all, her second uncle had Xiang family. With a brave and ruthless bloodline on his body, he clicked on another hanger without hesitation, and said arrogantly: "You can shoot, we have some firecrackers!"

Hua Rong wanted to shoot again, so I hurriedly stopped him and inserted a big red envelope on the arrows of him and Pang Wanchun. Aside, he smiled and said: "Come on."

Going forward, everyone is gearing up, and finally the soldiers are coming to the city. I don’t know what kind of fierce battle will happen. When I come to the door of Baozi’s house, I see the big red happy sign sticking to it, but the city gate is closed, on the city wall, Baozi land Seven aunts and eight aunts are stepping up patrols.

Wu Sangui pointed out with his hand: "All the soldiers, set up the city ladder with me and prepare to attack the city."

Shi Qian said: "Don't do it, I have a plan to earn his gate without a single soldier. After a while, I will set a fire in his back kitchen, and my brothers will take advantage of the chaos and enter..."

Everyone: "Go to die!"

For a time the two sides were at war, and I saw it was about to lead to a big battle, and shouted: "Let me try first."

I got off the horse, came to the door, slapped the door panel and shouted: "Dad, open the door."

The old accountant's voice said leisurely from inside: "Who is your name?"

I said: "Look at you, who else can you call?"

"Oh, what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to marry a bun."

Our father’s question and answer caused the neighbors to laugh. Our honor guard has made a lot of noise in the village. Now almost all the villagers gather around the door of Baozi and the others, and they all sigh: What is the life of Baozi? So good? This one shot that one: "Then you still say that people can't get married..." The one touched his head and said, "Did I say that?"

I dare to swear that Baozi's father closed the door tightly to listen to these words. From the moment Baozi's head was born to the present, all the depression and grievances accumulated in the old accountant's heart were finally excreted at this moment. He posted on the door and asked: "Why don't I let you in?"

I wanted to say the **** that I would wait or impress you with sincerity, but suddenly blessed my soul, and said loudly: "That's not to say, I have to knock down the door of your house, and I will apologize for another day. Today, I must marry a bun. ."

Neighbors in the neighborhood laughed: "Old Xiang, open the door, the price of cement has risen recently." I walked around and said, "Thank you, everyone. Go to the restaurant at noon."

The old accountant sighed contentedly, slowly opened the door, and then he was also stunned. In front of him was a red sedan chair, dozens of horses, a dozen carriages and... hundreds of people, I saw the old man There was something shining in the accountant's eyes. I couldn't believe that Baozi's father would cry because of it-could it be scared? To be honest, no matter from the appearance or the inner strength of our group, it is enough to attack a small city.

The old accountant just pretended to be nonchalant and said: "Oh, there are a lot of people here."

Compared with the car to and from the wedding, I think more women will look forward to the sedan chair. In ancient times, women had no status, and probably only once in a lifetime. If you change to a steamed bun, the only one who wants her to marry is the most beautiful. I'm afraid it's not her but her father. Because of the appearance of the bun, the old man has been stubborn for a lifetime, so I just made a few hard words and made the old man happy. That means that his girl is Jingui. I guess I Today I want to marry a bun and talk about killing him. He just listened. Now with the sedan chair, the old man feels that his social morality is perfect, and he has just responded to his mantra: "What happened to my girl? Naturally, my girl will be uplifted in the future. The sedan chair comes to marry~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The door is the guest. We have not been criticized anymore, but a bowl of raw dumplings is a must. When eating, someone will ask: "Is it raw? "So the bridegroom said "birth", which is the auspicious meaning of having an early son.

The old accountant probably watched me behave well and secretly changed me a bowl of cooked ones. When others asked me, I said, "Superborn!"

Just listen to the bun's voice coming from that room: "Superborn, do you still miss your football team?"

Then we saw her with a red hijab on her head and a flaming wedding gown. She came out of the room with her hands on the wall, groping forward like a blind man, saying: "I heard that the sedan chair outside is waiting for me? I said, why did I wear such a suit?" Hua Mulan chased her out from the inside and hugged her, and said with a smile: "The bride, don't talk."

If it was normal, Baozi's father would have slapped Baozi long ago, and at this time it is rare to say kindly: "Since you are on a sedan chair on the road, let's start early."

Bundled with the support of Hua Mulan, he walked out with a deep foot and a shallow foot and said: "The sedan chair has a bottom, right? Don't you carry me outside, but I have to follow inside. Last time we took pictures..." It was probably covered by Hua Mulan.