Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

X suddenly frowned, because she had an emotion called 'confusion' about the thoughts that had just come to her——

She doesn't remember these things, but she has a vague impression of them, feeling...as if...it happened somewhere?

What were you doing before you came here?

...I don't have any impression...I just remember being kidnapped, and I don't know who the person who kidnapped me is, but there is a high probability that he is with the intelligent AI who is 'loyal, reliable and trustworthy'.

And now, it's not the time to worry about these things. You should focus on your work, and you won't be bothered by those "small" things after you devote yourself to your work.

X lightly tossed a coin, chose [O-05-30] for heads and [O-04-48] for tails, and finally stayed in her palm, the coin facing X was tails, she chose [O-04-48].

The intelligent AI frowned slightly, but said nothing.

The anomaly numbered [O-04-48] was placed in the income unit of the Security Department.

From the outside, this Abnormality is not scary, it is a furry creature with half of its body buried in the floor of the containment unit, and it has a creature similar to an anglerfish lantern bait. Under the cognitive filter, it is even a little cute .

"Good morning, Netzach, the spirit looks good~ I will hand over the newly contained abnormal body to you, do it well!"

X greeted the ministers as usual. In fact, she felt that the aura exuded by this new Abnormality was quite in line with the green algae head. It looked like a flattened salted fish type, so it must be very peaceful.

And Netzach barely looks like a minister today, everything he should wear is packed, his clothes are tidy, that's all... To put it in a more elegant way, his lazy temperament still can't be concealed.

"Morning, Director. Wait... X, why did you tie up your hair today..."

Chlorella head was originally the one who didn't wake up in the morning and was very reluctant to force it, but after seeing X's appearance clearly, his sleepy eyes seemed to wake up from sleep, and they opened wide. Staring straight at X, the sight from the dark green eyes made X feel a little penetrating.

"What's the matter, Netzach? Does it feel weird... I feel a little bit too. If you don't like it, I'll let it go."

X also felt that something was wrong. Why are the ministers today a little abnormal? They just used rubber bands to tie up their loose hair. Could it be that Angela painted a bastard on her face with a highlighter?

That's too naive... AI secretary should not do such boring things.

X is trying to figure out the artificial intelligence's mind with his greatest malice, and the final result is that the AI ​​secretary is definitely teasing himself with a method he doesn't know.

But after thinking about Angela's gentle look when she tied her hair, X was a little shaken again. Is it too despicable for me to think so.

X stretched out his hand and was about to put down his hair. In fact, the short sideburns are only a little longer, so even if he let it down, it's fine, and it won't block his view.

I'm more used to it when I have short hair...

Who knew that X had this tendency just now, and Chlorella suddenly became anxious, as if his whole body was stuck to the camera, causing the screen to be occupied by half of Netzach's face.

Probably because he wanted to make the gesture of reaching out, wanting to touch X...

"Eh?! Calm down, Netzach, is there something urgent for me?"

X was frightened, and subconsciously wanted to stay away from the screen a little bit, but because he didn't want the minister to feel 'alienated' or 'disliked', X still resisted the urge to flee and pretended to be calm.

"No... nothing... Director, I'm fine."

After about two seconds, the green algae head stuck on the screen began to come back to his senses, put away the appearance of losing his composure just now, and regained his composure, although his expression didn't change much, but... really nothing What's the matter?

X was worried about asking something, but this time Netzach took the initiative to cut the camera before X could speak, and cut to the next minister, the Minister of Intelligence Yesod, the minister who had a slight friction with her in the morning.

The embarrassing thing in the morning didn't seem to have any effect, and Yesod was as serious as ever.

"X, I have a new job for you today. Do you know what a perfect thing is? The best thing is to get everything right before it turns into a mess. If you can manage each exception without mistakes. If you think about it, they won't do anything."

"[Properly managing each Abnormality] is the most perfect thing I know... I expect what you say to be as beautiful as what you do, perfect boundaries... let the work decide."

But as expected, the words were still more choking than usual, X heard that Yesod was referring to the words he said in the morning, and now he has to be responsible for the words he said.

Here in Yesod, the definition of 'perfect management of abnormal body' is 'work results do not appear bad', she needs to prove her ability to the Minister of Intelligence, and the ability to say those beautiful words...

"It'll be fine, watch out, Yesod!"

In this regard, X smiled at the poisonous snake dormant in the grass, and no surprise, Yesod snorted again, quickly turned his head away, and the camera switched to a minister.

Yesod blushed, and X saw it, because every time Yesod's reaction was so big and so funny, X liked to tease it all the time, just like pinching a branch to poke a poisonous snake in the grass.

Although the language is harsh, Yesod has not done anything bad, and X is very relieved of her, unlike Netzach, who will "revenge" the supervisor.

Yesod is a very well-behaved poisonous snake that doesn't bite people. Even if it shows its fangs occasionally, it's just to remind others to stay away from her.

At least for X, the words Yesod said can’t break her defense, and it’s not as harmful as Netzach’s. If you get used to it, you still think it’s pretty good. At least it can let X know what shortcomings you have, and what Need to learn again.

Today, in addition to the new task assigned to X by the Minister of Intelligence Yesod, there is also the Minister of Training Hod who needs X's help.

"Director, I hope you can arrange for employees to participate in the suppression of different Abnormalities, and direct them...to complete the suppression."

"There is a limit to training employees through simulation training, and they will eventually have to face those terrifying Abnormalities in person...However, not all employees can survive the first contact with the Abnormalities ..."

"I think, with your help and command, their situation wouldn't be so bad..."

The head of the training department, with his stubborn hair raised, looked at X very seriously and said.

"I see what you mean, Hod... I will try to keep the employees safe...and leave it to the employees to train them for repression."

X originally wanted to say 'voluntary release' of those abnormalities, but it's a bit too much to say this word. He actively opened the containment unit and saw the panicked appearance of the employees...

a bit nasty...

Deliberate behavior and mismanagement were two different things, and X didn't want to be that ruthless.

……

……

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51. Extraordinary eyesight killer

"Angela, is it possible for those abnormalities in the containment unit to be released voluntarily? Uh... I mean, will the door of the containment unit be opened by someone?"

X suddenly asked her AI secretary, and the reason for asking this question was that she did not see any options related to releasing abnormal bodies in the management button, which also means...

This may not be allowed, as the supervisor, she should not be able to press a button and suddenly release the abnormalities in those containment units.

But every time a meltdown occurs, if we don't deal with it in time and send employees to appease the emotions of those abnormalities in the meltdown unit, those abnormalities with the characteristics of 'escape' will run out of the containment unit.

So here comes the question, is the door of the containment unit opened due to a malfunction, and the abnormal body escaped with its own power... X can't see these details from the screen processed by the 'cognitive filter' .

Under the effect of the 'cognitive filter', everything seems to X to be an extremely simplified Q-version picture after capturing features, just like children's graffiti, which can make people realize what it is, but But I can't know the details of this thing accurately.

Although this has played a role in protecting the supervisor to a certain extent, it also limits X's ability to recognize some things, and he only has a vague idea of ​​many things.

For example, when the abnormal body escapes, even if X zooms in on the screen to see it, he can only see that the guy in the containment unit has slipped out. After all, the meaning expressed in the abstract picture... and the three-dimensional realistic picture expression method exist Big difference.

From the perspective of X, if a certain abnormality 'escapes', then the containment unit it is in becomes a mass of disordered hertz like a broken TV, and there is a red warning on the border of the containment unit red line.

As for how the abnormal body ran, and what happened during the process, X didn't know.

Of course, there is no need to know this in practice, and it does not make any sense for management to pursue such 'irrelevant' details.

For the supervisor, it is enough to know that the abnormal body has escaped, and if the abnormal body has escaped, it is enough to suppress the escaped abnormal body.

What the Abnormality thinks has nothing to do with her, and neither does the way of escaping the cage.

Is it because the containment unit is too small and uncomfortable, or is it lonely without the company of staff, or simply wants to go outside to play... whatever, just need to know that they have escaped and need to be dealt with.

The AI ​​secretary frowned and explained, wondering if he was disgusted that X asked too many questions today, like a 'curious baby'.

[Are you referring to those unexpected situations?Sometimes, employees will deliberately open the containment unit in retaliation to release those abnormal bodies... so you need to pay attention to the mental state of the employees at all times, and deal with potential hidden dangers in time. 】

"ok, I get it."

The patience of the AI ​​secretary is limited, and it seems to be a little impatient now. The AI ​​secretary is answering irrelevant questions, and X didn't get the answer he wanted, but... let's shut up for now.

Angela was not in a good mood, and X didn't know what frown he had touched her again.

In fact, what X really wants to ask is, since the employees can open the door of the containment unit with the employee authority, why the supervisor can't...then who has the authority...?

It is not the supervisor's responsibility to adjust the reverse Kabbalah energy suppressor.

But it’s too straightforward. For such a sensitive issue, X only dares to beat around the bush and make indirect remarks... What is the artificial intelligence thinking? It is always waiting by the supervisor’s side. It is called protection, but it is actually surveillance.

X sighed, and finally gave up the meaningless speculation.

"Angela, can you make me another cup of coffee? No milk or sugar this time."

She has to focus on her work, even if it is often used to divert her attention and let herself ignore the abnormal feelings that exist.

It has been several days, and she is more or less used to the lobe logo that always exists under her sight, and she is also used to getting along and dealing with the eccentric intelligent AIs in the company.

Excellent results at work are more effective than anything else. If you want to gain the trust of department heads, you have to use the results of your work to speak.

And this is probably the only thing that X can win no matter what the bet is. It can be said to be 'cheating', or it can be said to be a reasonable use of the resources around him.

A simulator that is completely useless for romance, but able to watch 'how I die'.

As long as you ignore the malicious punishment and the mocking "achievement" collection, the actual results are still good, and the reminder is obvious, which is equivalent to "stepping on the thunder" in advance.

[Simulation started——]

[Day6—fuck!You are finished, go enjoy your flowers! ]

[You accepted the mission entrusted to you by the head of the intelligence department and the head of the training department today, and the newly contained abnormal body was placed in the containment unit of the security department]

[You need to complete today's work without the result of the work being 'bad', and suppress all the abnormalities that the company has contained that will escape once, as a suppression exercise for employees]

[你决定优先管理新来的编号为【O-04-84】的异想体，你派遣安保部的员工对【O-04-84】进行【本能】工作，工作结果为【良】，【O-04-84】突破了收容单元，【O-04-84】出逃了]

[You heard the sound of the abnormal body escape alarm, but the minister and the staff did not find any traces of the abnormal body escaping, and all the equipment could not detect the trace of the abnormal body]

[You searched for traces of the abnormal body, and at this moment, the warning messages from the head of the intelligence department bombarded you repeatedly]

[You confirmed the location of the Abnormal Body, which is where the staff of the Intelligence Department disappeared. The head of the Intelligence Department has already dispatched employees to suppress it, but the staff could not find any trace of the Abnormal Body]

[………]

[......]

[You find that only you can perceive the location of the Abnormal Body on the screen, and you must personally direct the staff to provide the staff with an accurate location in order to discover the trace of the Abnormal Body in time, but it is too late]

[You have been bombarded by the ministers of departments, you have been questioned by the ministers of the intelligence department and the security department, the employees of the intelligence department died under your incompetent command, and the security department, the 'security' guarantee department, seems to be not very good Safety. ]

[After your job is over, the department of the Ministry of Intelligence and the head of the Ministry of Security blocked you in the supervisor's office]

[You have been punished by the supervisor, and the intelligent AI has approved the application for the supervisor's punishment]

[Your mind is broken...]

[You are comforted by intelligent AI...]

[You didn't commit suicide...]

[………]

[......]

[Achievement accomplished—damn it, watch out for your extraordinary eyesight! ]

[Reminder: Some abnormalities have characteristics that cannot be detected, please rub your eyes and look for them on the screen]

[请选择本次结果的奖励：1.勇气(+1) 2.谨慎（+1） 3.自律（+1） 4.正义（+1）]

[No.1 said perspective restoration Yes/No]

X's body trembled subconsciously, but when he came back to his senses, he was still safe and sound, and there were no yellow warning boxes and red danger signs on the display screen, and there was no information bombardment from the ministers.

everything is fine……

[Director, enjoy the coffee you want while it's hot. 】

And the caring and reliable AI secretary has already put steaming coffee on X's desk.

"OK, thanks."

When people are nervous, they always subconsciously drink something. In order to relieve the tension, X took a sip of coffee with a strong aroma and obvious bitterness. Although it was bitter, it was refreshing. She felt much better now.

Before work, it's better to have a cup of coffee without sugar, because it can help people cheer up quickly.

"Malkuth, inform the civilian staff not to stay in the corridor, pay attention to the situation in the corridor, if it is too quiet, tell me immediately...!"

"Other departments may have emergencies and you need to coordinate and command. Employees equipped with remote EGO are on standby in the lounge, and employees not equipped with long-range weapons take turns [communication work] for [one crime and one hundred virtues]."

"Netzach, [O-04-84] is managed by your department. If it escapes, please notify me immediately. Now send staff to [insight] work on [O-04-84]. Only one person is needed. That's enough, the rest of the staff are on standby in the break room, don't let them run around in the corridors."

"Yesod, send your staff to do [instinct] work on [Spider Nest], staff with [Self-Discipline] and [Caution] levels lower than two are responsible for managing [Elf Feast], doing [insight] and [communication] work."

"Hod, for the time being, let the employees whose [Justice] level is higher than three and [Courage] level lower than three carry out the oppression work on [Dead Butterfly Funeral], and the elite employees are equipped with remote EGO standby."

For those Abnormalities who already know the information, X is quite at ease. As long as the minister or employee has no execution problems, basically there will be no mistakes in the management work.