Lobotomy simulator?This is a hammer love simulator

She was about to stand up and take a rest, rubbing her sore eyes, but X just thought of being lazy, and suddenly the radio rang, and Angela's voice came from the radio.

【Director, don't be satisfied with only collecting half of the energy, you must collect all the energy, not just half...】

"I know, I know, wow!"

X was taken aback by the sudden broadcast. How can there be such a secretary who is obviously not in the supervisor's room and still refuses to let him go!It's too much to urge energy in the ear!

And this also shows that my AI secretary is actually watching me all the time, even though she is not by my side most of the time.

Of course there is monitoring in the supervisor's office, the supervisor monitors others, and the secretary monitors the supervisor.

Even if Angela is not here now, X can still express his wishes and communicate with his secretary, although the initiative is not in his hands.

"But I want to take a break, Angela... I'm so hungry, lunch."

X looked back at the door of the supervisor's room, and it was indeed tightly closed without any gaps, completely eliminating the outside world and the possibility of escaping. controlling.

Although this phenomenon is very strange, the director's room and the gate of the director's room are indeed managed by the AI ​​secretary, not the director of the company X.

In other words, if the AI ​​secretary doesn't want his supervisor to go out for a stroll, he will seal the door of the supervisor's room.

In a nice way of saying it is 'for the safety of the supervisor', in a bad way it is 'controlling the supervisor and restricting the freedom of the supervisor'.

It's like going to work and not at home, but you don't want your cat to run around outside, but you deliberately close the door, lock the windows, and seal all the exits.

The cat owner has prepared cat food at home in advance to calm the cat's emotions.

【Director, if you are hungry... Considering your limited cooking skills, I have prepared instant food for you...】

[There are instant ramen noodles under the cabinet on the left. You just need to open the package of instant noodles, sprinkle seasonings, pour hot water and wait patiently for 8 minutes before eating. 】

[If instant noodles can't meet your needs, there is quick-frozen pizza in the freezer under the counter on the right side of the vending machine. I don't need to teach you about this...]

"Angela, where is the cheese and pickles?"

When the AI ​​secretary said, X had already started to act, full of enthusiasm like a hamster exploring a granary, rummaging through the cabinet, and then found the fancy instant noodles with bright packaging.

Apparently last night or this morning, the AI ​​secretary put it in while X was away, and there must be none in normal times. It’s not that the company is poor and has no money, so it doesn’t know how to prepare snacks...

It is because the artificial intelligence with a strong desire to control will worry that X will steal food, and after eating, dinner will lose its allure.

If you lose your allure, how can you coax a woman with black hair and short temples into doing something?

Artificial intelligence enjoys the feeling that women are obedient and obedient to themselves. This is like a person who has been in the dark and occasionally sees a little sunlight leaking from a gap, and will desperately grasp the sunlight, hold it tightly, and is reluctant to part with the sunlight Slip through the gap between your fingers.

If this is my own... how good it would be if it only belonged to me?

Machines shouldn't have those ugly desires of human beings, but this is inevitable, because artificial intelligence will learn and improve, and the delicate feelings are doomed to have these thoughts that shouldn't have, shouldn't have desire.

Maybe it's outrageous... And desire shouldn't be so greedy, but I just want, I just want to get it like this.

What's wrong with wanting to get it?Since you have given life, you should be responsible to the end.

Jin Tong stared at the woman under surveillance. The woman with black hair and short temples almost occupied the entire attention of the artificial intelligence.

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89. Love the supervisor at 105°~

Tear off the black and red package of instant noodles, put the noodles into a prepared bowl, pour some boiling water, and then cover it with something to keep it covered.

Generally speaking, any strange things can be covered, X used the folder as a cover to cover the instant noodles, patiently waiting for the instant noodles to soften.

While waiting for the instant noodles, X has already unpacked the instant pizza and put it in the microwave to heat it up. Watching the food come out of the pan is always the most anticipated thing, and nothing can spoil this good mood.

For instant pizza, you only need to adjust the heat to medium, turn it in the microwave oven for about 40 seconds to 1 minute, and when you hear the sound of jingling bells, you can take out the delicious pizza.

The taste of the pizza is Italian pepperoni pizza, sliced ​​​​red pepperoni and some thin slices of smoked pork are installed on the thin-bottomed dough, because X sprinkled extra cheese strips, and those cheese strips melted after reheating These delicious bacon are firmly wrapped.

Cheese is a great dairy product, and as an accessory, it is almost universal.

The milk flavor is very strong and steaming, and when you pick up the pizza plate, there are different lengths of but very willful strands between the cheese and the cheese. It is not only delicious, but also very interesting to look at.

Although this may be a violent theory, X still insists that only pizza that can be drawn is the soul. Whether it is salty and spicy bacon pizza, or sweet and sour fruit pizza, X likes to eat it all...

Although there is almost nothing that X does not eat, except mustard and bitter melon.

Even if a cat is added to the pizza, X will probably just complain that the cat is too fat, and then try to skip the cat and eat pizza.

The thin-bottom pizza is easy to bite, but it will feel heavy and satisfying after being covered with a thick layer of cheese and toppings. The smoked pork thin slices and sausage can well highlight those salty flavors, stimulating Appetite for the taste buds——

Crispy and sweet vegetables such as bell peppers, corn kernels, and onion slices with thick flesh are added to neutralize the oiliness of these smoked meats. When chewing, I probably can’t think of other adjectives except the happy taste of cheese.

Other than a little dry...everything.

Open a can of strawberry soda, grunt and feel the aroma of strawberries to dilute the taste occupied by milk, and then feel the joy of the soda bubbles on the tip of the tongue.

Instant noodles are ready.

Put the folder used to cover the instant noodles aside, and pour the excess hot water into the drain, leaving only the remaining water for stirring the sauce.

Tear open the seasoning packet and pour in the sweet and spicy sauce for turkey noodles. Although it is sweet and spicy, it is actually very spicy. The spicy taste is not obvious at the beginning, but after a few more bites, Soon the level of spiciness will jump up.

At this time, if you drink a bottle of cola or other beverages with bubbles, there will be a double stimulation of taste and sense.

X is trying to challenge the turkey noodles. She takes out the steel chopsticks and stirs the bright red sauce, stirring evenly in a clockwise direction, so that every noodle is covered with the sauce, and finally shows the brown color. Bright red, similar to the color of icing when white sugar is fried——

Often, this sugar-coated color and finish is called 'up-tone'.

X is not the type who can eat spicy food, but generally speaking, there is a principle of "the more food you eat, the more you love to play". He drinks badly but has been trying to drink. He is obviously not good at spicy food, but he must stubbornly challenge hell spicy food. .

I don't know if the intelligent AI put the turkey noodles here on purpose... This is a trap, but X can still take the bait knowing it is a trap.

With the food here, how can there be no reason not to eat it?It's like putting a piece of cheese in a mousetrap, full of temptation.

In order to alleviate the possible hellish spiciness, X added two cheese slices after mixing the turkey noodles. The noodles are hot and hot, and the cheese slices can be melted quickly, allowing the rich milk flavor to blend in. in.

Milk is a good anti-spicy drink, and dairy products can also relieve spicy to a certain extent.

After stirring again to let the cheese fully blend into the maroon noodles, X sprinkled the turkey noodles with chopped seaweed and white sesame seeds. The cheap instant noodles suddenly felt expensive, like some high-end food.

Turkey noodles should be eaten while it is steaming...

Looking at the bright red noodles, X swallowed, tentatively raised his chopsticks, picked up the noodles, and put them in his mouth... The taste is fresh and salty, not too spicy, but also has a strong cheese-like flavor .

When chewing carefully, you can even feel the cheese's silky texture, which has a magical taste with a certain degree of extension, because the hot cheese has a strong plasticity, and the shredded seaweed and sesame seeds are both fragrant.

After the second and third bites, the spiciness will obviously increase, but the slight spiciness that rises at the beginning is just to stimulate the taste buds, making people have the urge to eat more and more.

After the fourth and fifth mouthfuls, the tip of the tongue can feel a slight pain. Spicyness is not a taste, but a painful feeling...but it is very irritating and vaguely addictive.

The richness of the cheese counteracts the spiciness of the turkey noodles to a certain extent, delaying the explosion of the hellish spiciness in the mouth, so X didn’t notice it when he ate it until he suddenly felt the terrible spiciness from the tip of his tongue .

It was an obsession to eat it even though it was sweating profusely, even though this level of spiciness can only be regarded as moderately spicy for those who love spicy food.

After picking and pulling the noodles and quickly drying the turkey noodles, my tongue is still numb - it is numb.

Because some people can't bear such a spicy taste, X's eye sockets are even a little red, and tears are almost choked out. Unfortunately, after being baptized with mustard, just the turkey noodles are enough to make X cry... It's a pity.

Naturally, a bowl of turkey noodles couldn't satisfy X's growing appetite. After wiping the sauce from the corner of his mouth with a napkin, X began to relish the bacon and pepperoni pizza that he had just eaten.

The aroma of the cheese covered up the spicy taste in the mouth, and the unique flavor of the bacon made X enjoy it very much. Although a large amount of cheese, bread and bacon were combined, the heat was very explosive, but what did it matter?

You can get happiness by eating delicious food, X showed a super happy smile, warm like the sun.

This is the amount that can probably feed two adults, but X can clean it up and leave the plate clean—it's hard to imagine how such a thin person can eat so much.

If it weren't for the AI ​​secretary's strict control over food and beverages, probably X's weight would increase rapidly. Although according to the current situation, her weight is still too thin according to the standard, where did the energy consumed every day go?

Just like the energy produced by the company, it is missing.

And when he was full, he would feel sleepy. X leaned lazily on the supervisor's chair, rocked it gently, swayed back and forth, narrowed his eyes, as if he wanted to take a nap.

Not long after closing his eyes, the voice of the AI ​​secretary's urging came again.

[Director, you haven't reached the time to rest yet, you have only collected half of the energy today, you can't just be satisfied with collecting half of the energy, you need to collect all the energy...]

"Ugh, but I want to take a nap!"

X leaned on the director's chair, slumped, like a mass of black cats.

[Director, although the time flow rate of the supervisor room is different from the flow rate of the containment unit, there is a time difference——]

[But you can't be lazy because of this, the TT2 protocol you use consumes a huge amount of energy every time, and the energy you collect is beyond the means for the use of these facilities...]

【You should see how much time you have left to collect energy...】

[Although you have collected half of the energy of today's indicators, in fact the term 'half of the energy' is inaccurate and not rigorous enough...]

[Because energy is intangible, the phrase 'half energy' is unreasonable, in other words, the term that refers to it should be... (interrupted)]

The AI ​​secretary is doing the calculations, reporting as if he was talking about expenses. Today, artificial intelligence talks a lot, and I don’t know what stimulated it——

It's as if raising X is all about losing money, it's useless to keep scolding X, it's embarrassing to beat X, and I wish I could dig a hole to get in, and X can hardly stand the secretary's nagging.

I haven’t listened to the smart AI’s venomous tongue for several days, but I listened to it all at once today. X himself doesn’t know where he provoked the secretary again. In the end, it can only be attributed to the fact that women’s temperaments are so changeable.

"Okay, okay, stop talking, Angela. I get it, I get it, I'll start working right away."

Because he couldn't stand the AI ​​secretary whispering in his ears to urge energy, X had to open his eyes, sit upright, and prepare to continue today's work.

The time saved is probably for today's meeting, because of the meeting, I can't work overtime too late.

Normally, we spend more time collecting energy, but now we have to improve efficiency and spend less time to complete higher and higher energy indicators.

After notifying the ministers, the work officially started in the afternoon. The energy index is indeed getting higher and higher. This is not a linear growth, but like a power. After each day passes, the standard of the energy index will increase. a lot.

In other words, management work will become more and more difficult in the future, and the quality requirements for supervisors will also become higher and higher.

But at least as far as the current situation is concerned, X can still handle it, and it can even be said to be easy to handle, and the management work is quite handy.

Command the minister as usual, and then monitor the work progress of the employees through the monitor screen, check the mental state of the employees by the way, notify the minister in time, and let the employees who are overstressed receive treatment.

The only thing that is a little more is those 'noises', to be honest, after containment [1.76 MHz] is quite noisy to the ears, the containment unit of this containment will always vaguely emit various 'mixed' 'noises' .

It was relatively quiet at four, but once the counter started to drop, it got louder and louder, like something was throwing a tantrum.

Obviously it's just a special radio wavelength, and there are things like temper. It can only be said that the abnormal body is really a kind of magical existence.

Abnormal bodies like [O-02-56] and [Punishment Bird] are even more annoying, as if they have some special fetish for the supervisor, they will always stick to the camera and let themselves occupy the camera All eyes, let X look at his little belly with the 'red pattern'.

I don’t know if I want X to touch its belly, anyway, X definitely doesn’t dare, this thing is much more dangerous than a puffer fish, if you move your fingers over to tease a puffer fish, at most it’s as good as biting off a finger, and punishing it Birds can directly bite a person, leaving only some parts scum.

I don't know if I'm dissatisfied that X didn't look at it today. This little bird will frequently peck at the camera with its beak, or bang. It seems that it is not interested in other employees, and only cares about X.

It seems that as long as X comes over, it will stay on X's head, and then stay in the palm of his hand... Maybe it will get into the collar.

X doesn't know what's going on... But this kind of thing is not important, and it doesn't need too much attention. As long as it can generate energy smoothly, it doesn't matter how this wayward bird wants to go out for a walk.

Because the newly contained abnormalities also have information, they will be managed very smoothly if they know the abnormality regulations, and the efficiency in the afternoon will be much higher than in the morning.

With the intensification of the meltdown of Kabbah's ability, it's time for [Test] to appear.

This time the test is Amber, [Amber Dawn - Fresh Food].

A bold amber warning font appeared on X's screen, accompanied by a continuous scroll of meltdown alerts:

[Fresh - Food, Substitutes - Good]

[We - live, we - eat.We - decay, become - food]

The test called [Fresh Food] is a bug-like existence. To be honest, it is a bit too difficult to call these things food. Probably only people who are extremely hungry would consider eating this kind of bugs.

And there have always been examples of food killing predators. These large bugs are extremely aggressive.

Each of these worms generated in the corridors is as tall as the staff, covered with a carapace, and there are multiple amber eyeballs in the gaps between the upper and lower floors. The mouthparts are exposed and dense, and many rows of teeth can be seen. And looks very fat.

From the perspective of the cognitive filter, it is already so strange. If the cognitive filter is removed, these [fresh food] will probably only grow more terrifying.

What kind of food will it taste like?The smell of grapes or oranges?Anyway, X doesn't want to try.

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The author's words:

Although I don’t think it’s necessary, let’s talk about meow. Punishment birds and the like are all female birds, and the three little birds are all female. The Black Forest series has also become all cute girls, and the containment part has a role , have also been changed to women.

Any 'small animals' or 'plants' that will come into contact with X in this article are female, and the employees with names that may appear are also female employees, such as 'Tiffany', which only appears in the mouth of the training department head .

Please rest assured that the oranges in this book are pure, I am a veteran author of oranges.