Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

"Lonely and ignorant!" Xiao Ran said dismissively, "There are so many fish in the world, how many do you see? Let alone no thorns, some of them can't swim. Have you ever seen them?"

"How can there be such a fish! Master can really joke, if the fish stays in the water, it is impossible to run on the ground and fly in the sky?"

"Yo, from what I hear, you really think we've got you here!" Xiao Ran sneered, and said, "What if I can find that fish that can't swim?"

The bartender was so angry that he lost his head and said loudly: "If you can really find such a fish, I won't charge you for this meal!"

"Okay! Listen to me." Xiao Ran chuckled, "The wooden fish that the old monk knocked, which one do you see swimming in the water?"

"..." The bartender was dumbfounded, and the guests at the two tables around couldn't help laughing.The bartender gritted his teeth angrily and said: "You guys are here to amuse us! Hmph, I don't want to inquire about our Zuifenglou, but it's a place for you to run wild! Guys, come!"

With a slap in the face, six or seven of them rushed up, all of them were big or small, and some of them even copied the guys.The bartender became more and more courageous, and shouted: "If you are sensible, just take out the money obediently, otherwise... ouch!"

Before he finished speaking, Ma Chao shook his shoulders, raised his hand and slapped the bartender on the face.The poor bartender screamed in pain, his face suddenly swelled up like a blow, a mouthful of blood spewed out, clanging loudly, it turned out that he spit out five or six teeth.

When the fellows saw this, they shouted, and the wheel guy rushed over.It's a pity that they don't have any skills. They have nothing but brute force. What kind of skills are Ma Chao and He Laoliu? Voice.

"Stop!" Suddenly, an extremely pleasant voice came, and a woman slowly walked up the Hu ladder.Xiao Ran glanced at it, and immediately exclaimed sincerely: "It's so beautiful, it really is a stunner!"

In his concept, the word stunner usually means desire and crime.There is no doubt that this coquettish woman is the kind of goblin who can make all men fascinated, lusted and even vomited blood to death.

It turns out that this is the widow Cao whom Xianfeng yearns for day and night!Curved crescent eyebrows, slightly narrowed phoenix eyes, straight nose, slightly sensual lips, but with a wild temptation.There are all kinds of charm in every gesture, charming and enchanting in Gu Panqiao's smile, coupled with tall stature, sexy and hot figure, bold dress, the very low neckline reveals a touch of snow-white skin, and you can even see the charming cleavage.The turbulent breasts are matched with the slender waist and plump buttocks, and the slightly exaggerated twisting can easily make people think of how it would make a man want to die in bed.

Xiao Ran has to admit that even in the avant-garde and open 21st century, such a woman is enough to make any man imagine, let alone in the Qing Dynasty.No wonder Xianfeng, the majestic king of a country, would suffer from lovesickness for her.

While he was amazed, Widow Cao's eyes also brightened.What a beautiful boy!With thick eyebrows and bright eyes, plump and handsome, there seems to be a kind of unruliness in his heroic spirit.The pitch-black eyes are as bright as stars, as deep as a pool, and one glance makes her blush and heartbeat for a while!

After all, this woman had been through the world, and she realized that she was a little out of control. She covered it up with a smile, and said in a voice like a silver bell: "This young man is so strange. Is it the first time to patronize this shop? This shop guy They are a group of ordinary people with blind eyes, if they offend the young master, I hope you will look at the face of the slave family and let them go."

Xiao Ran giggled, and said: "It's easy to say, easy to say. The beauties have already spoken, if we don't stop, then we will be really abrupt."

Raising their hands, Ma Chao and He Laoliu retreated immediately.Those guys were all bruised and swollen, and they limped up. The bartender covered his face and shouted indistinctly: "Damn, dare to come here to make trouble, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." After listening for a long time, everyone understood that it turned out that He was talking about my day, but the tooth was knocked out, and the words leaked, so the day became thin.

Widow Cao frowned slightly, and said: "I'm not going down yet, but isn't it enough to feel ashamed?" The guys went downstairs like a pardon.Widow Cao smiled sweetly at Xiao Ran, and said: "The servants heard what the young master said just now. It turns out that wooden fish is also a fish, and the young master's wit is really admired by the slaves. Since there is an appointment first, today's meal, Just treat it as if the slave family has met a nobleman, and welcome the young master!"

Xiao Ran took out something from his pocket and threw it on the table, and said with a smile: "The proprietress is so refreshing! But I can't afford it for a mere meal. Let's be honest, Cao Da The lady is magnificent and gorgeous, I have admired her for a long time, I came here today just to see her beauty, I had no choice but to make such a bad plan, don't be surprised, lady, hehe!" Looking at the things thrown on the table, there was It's a big ingot of gold!

Not only Widow Cao, but even the guests next to her were very surprised.Even though the guests who come to Zuifeng Tower are all wealthy masters, there are very few such people who spend so much money just to catch a glimpse of a beautiful woman.

Seeing his handsome appearance, Widow Cao already had a good impression of him, but upon hearing the frivolity of what he said, Meng Lang couldn't help but blush on her pretty face, making her even more charming and fascinated.I saw her biting her lips lightly, turning her beautiful eyes back and forth on Xiao Ran's face, and said with a smile: "Being able to be favored by the young master is a blessing that I have cultivated in my family for several lifetimes! But I don't know that this broken body, young master Can you still see it?"

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"It's so-so, but it's still reasonable."

Widow Cao couldn't help being startled, but all the men in the world, seeing her, would feel like a cat seeing blood, and a fly seeing blood, wishing they could take off their pants and go to bed immediately.This is the first time I have heard such an evaluation.His face was red and white for a long time, and he forced a smile after a long time: "Oh, I didn't expect that young master is still a master at such a young age. Disrespect and disrespect! But I don't know that young master has seen it and seen it, what else do you want? ?”

After Jiao Didi's words came out, Ma Chao and He Laoliu felt dizzy for a while, and their hands and feet trembled almost uncontrollably.But Xiao Ran smiled lightly, and said: "Yeah, it's good to eat, so let's say goodbye." He took the two guys who looked like male dogs in heat, and walked straight to Hu Ti.

"What? You, you're leaving now?" Widow Cao was really dizzy this time, if there were no other guests, she really wanted to rush up and grab him to ask if he was blind or an idiot.Women are really strange animals. If you keep staring at her, she will definitely regard you as a beast; if you don't even look at her, she will think you are worse than a beast.

Xiao Ran glanced back, teasingly said: "What's the matter, is it possible that the lady still wants to keep me for dinner? Don't worry, if you don't guarantee Qi Minger will come again!" After a haha, got off the Hu ladder, and walked away . "You..." Widow Cao couldn't think about it for a moment, wishing she could rush up and take off his pants to see if he was a man.

After walking far away, Ma Chao and He Laoliu were still drooling.Ma Chao said: "My lord, look at that little girl's slutty appearance, she is really a coquettish girl, why don't you fall in love with her?"

He Laoliu hurriedly pulled him, and said: "Fart, who are we adults, how can such a vulgar fan look at you!" He winked as he said.It was only then that Ma Chao remembered that Xiao Ran was an eunuch, he scratched his head in embarrassment, and giggled.

Xiao Ran said: "What do you know, buddies are playing hard to get, setting a long line to catch big fish. Hmph, are you afraid that she will get out of my palm?" After finishing, he said: "This little girl is really not an ordinary coquettish, she is so fucking hooked Very human. There is no latrine, I can't stand it and go to masturbate first!"

"Jerking off? What is an airplane?" The two asked curiously.

"Depend on!"

Drinking, listening to games, wandering around all afternoon, and returning to the palace at night.Baolu was waiting for him at the door with hisses and hehes. When he saw him, he ran away without saying a word.Pass through Dongmen Street and turn into a long alley. Inside, there is a bluestone wall, a vermilion lacquered gate, and two stone lions piled up on the left and right, which is very powerful.It turned out to be a mansion.Faintly see cornices and glazed tiles protruding from the wall, the end is magnificent.

Xiao Ran was out of breath being dragged away by him, and scolded: "Damn thing, have you fucking taken drugs? What are you bringing me here for?"

"Little Sanzi!" With a soft shout like thunder, Xiao Ran trembled in fright, and turned his head to look, but it was Xueyao, standing at the door with her hips crossed.Xiao Ran's eyes turned red immediately: "What's the matter, do you think I've treated you badly, and came here to be a concubine?!"

"Fart!" Xue Yao was furious, and rushed towards her with two paws crossed.Xiao Ran hurriedly covered his ears and hid behind Baolu.Bao Lu laughed so hard that he held his stomach and said, "What little wife, from now on, this is the Xiao Mansion, and your third son is the owner of this house!"

"Ah?" Xiao Ran's jaw almost fell to the ground.My mother, be good, where can I buy such a big and magnificent house for 2 taels of silver?Surprised: "Really? Are you two cooperating to tease me?"

It turns out that this house was really bought by Baolu.It was a coincidence that a lender took over the house a few months ago, but because the foreigners in the south were arguing with Changmao, and Chengde was so close to Beijing, the wealthy owners all moved to Shengjing. Who wants to spend a lot of money to buy property here?Therefore, the price of this land kept falling, from 3000 taels to 2000 taels, and it was not sold for a long time.Hearing that Baolu was willing to buy it, he wished he could sell it quickly, so he took the initiative to lower the price by a thousand.Baolu was also a ruthless guy, and his insinuating remarks got the seller out of the way, killing 8000 taels without counter-offering. After buying such a huge house, there were actually 2000 taels left!

Xiao Ran couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Tall, it's really tall!" He said in his heart that this kid really is, and with his bargaining skills, he is definitely a match for Yu Lai.

I walked around the whole "Xiao Mansion" in a hurry. There are three sets of courtyards in total. In the first set of yards, there is a spacious reception hall on the front, bedrooms behind the hall, study rooms and Small meeting room.The second courtyard and the third courtyard have one bedroom (how many wives do you need to live in? For dedicated and serious people like us, it is really painful! Xiao Ran was thinking depressingly).On the side of the first set of courtyards, there are servants' rooms, maid's rooms, kitchens, toilets, warehouses and other facilities.There are also gardens and fish ponds in each set of yards, and the largest garden even has a rockery and a spring.

Is this really my house?Xiao Ran seemed to be sleepwalking, pinching his thigh over and over again.Although the land price in Chengde is not as high as that in the capital city, 4 taels of silver for such a luxury house is worth it, not to mention that he only spent less than 2 taels!

The bed and furniture are all available in the house, and even the furnishings have not been moved.This is probably the legendary one-stop service, right?Like a wolfdog in heat, Xiao Ran ran from room to room, and from room to room, but the fun continued for an entire hour.

Xiao Ran got Xianfeng's errand, so he didn't have to go back to the palace every night, and stayed in the mansion for the whole night.Naturally, it is necessary to ask Xueyao for love. Xueyao was still angry because of Yuting's matter, but she couldn't stand the soft-heartedness, so she half-pushed and gave up.Xiao Ran's little brother, who had been holding back for a long time, was finally released to his heart's content. He tossed and tossed four or five times in a row until Xueyao was dripping with sweat, so he couldn't stop begging for mercy.

Pian Xiao Ran was still not satisfied, and said to himself: "It would be great if Yu Ting was here." This sentence directly led to a tragedy. It was night, and there were miserable howls echoing in the sky of Xiao Mansion.

The next job, apart from buying some furniture that needs to be replaced, is to recruit servants.In view of the dirty thinking and lust of some comrades, they were cruelly deprived of the right to interview.Xiao Ran had no choice but to bribe Baolu with a lot of money: Girls must be gentle and beautiful, open-minded, and those who are married can be relaxed, and those with children are not allowed; men must be ugly, conservative, preferably over 60 years old, and have good sexual ability. Those who are low, impotent and do not lift are given priority.

The next night, Xiao Ran returned to the palace to report to Xianfeng.Unexpectedly, as soon as Xianfeng saw him, he immediately asked, "You allocated 2 taels of silver from the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Why did you get so much money?"

Xiao Ran was startled, and said in his heart that it wasn't you who said it, just take whatever you need, and don't need to ask you?It's fucking stingy to be so anxious for a mere 2 taels.Return to the emperor, I despise you!

Thanks to his quick head, after a little thought, he said confidently: "Go back to Long Live, the slave bought a big house with this money. It's not enough, 2 taels is only half of the down payment, and the other half It will be paid next month."

Xianfeng was so angry that he almost lost his breath, and said tremblingly, "Okay, I asked you to do an errand, but you took advantage of the opportunity to buy yourself a house with my money! You, you dog slave!" Grabbed the table My teacup is about to be thrown away.

Xiao Ran blinked, and said: "Long Live Lord, I dare to ask you a word. Do you and Widow Cao just want to have fun all night, or do you want to stay together forever and let her serve you wholeheartedly?"

"Nonsense, of course...of course it's about looks...whatever." Xianfeng wanted to hear what he was going to say, so he put down his teacup holding back his anger, thinking that I would lose him later.

"It's still there! If you want to be together, you must have a place to stay? Think about it, it's absolutely impossible to put it in the palace, but if you put it in the Zuifeng Tower, wouldn't that let Cao's show his face in public? Let's talk about that The people in the local area have a lot of gossip, and if this word gets out, it will damage the reputation of the Long Live Lord. That's why I specially prepared a house for you, but you... woo, I am really wronged!"

Every time Xiao Ran said something, Xianfeng said grace, and after the words were finished, Xianfeng was so moved that he personally pulled Xiao Ran to sit down, and said apologetically: "It's my fault, I missed it for a while! It's hard for you to have such thoughts. Originally, I was worried that you were the empress's person, but I didn't expect you to be utterly loyal to me. Good, good! Turn around... no, now I will reward you heavily!"

I was emotional for a long time, but I didn't know what to reward.At li xuan's age, it is an exception to be able to become the deputy manager, so he can't be promoted to the manager again, right?After thinking for a long time, he said: "Well, you don't have any specific errands to do now, I will tell the queen later, let you also take on the errand of Shangyi Supervisor."

When Xiao Ran heard it, he almost jumped up in excitement.Shang Yi supervised the clothes and hats of thousands of people in the palace, and the oil and water in it can be imagined.It is conservatively estimated that getting ten thousand and eight taels of silver a year is really a small KISS, and it can be regarded as the most fat job in the inner palace, second only to Shangshan Supervisor.

But this guy was greedy, and said: "Long Live Lord, I was afraid that I would wrong Long Jia and the Cao family, so I picked and bought a decent house. But next month's balance of 2 taels, you see ..."

"But it doesn't matter! If you need anything in the future, you can just support it, and I won't bother you." Xianfeng waved his hand, and blushed again when he was done, and said coyly: "That Cao family, when will I be able to... "

"Hurry up! As long as you are so romantic and graceful, and you trust the servant so much, you will definitely succeed in these two days. You just have to wait!"

Pie fell from the sky, not to mention picking a luxury house for nothing, but also lost more than 2 taels of silver, and got another fat vacancy. When Xiao Ran walked out of Dongnuan Pavilion, he still felt dizzy as if he was dreaming.Humming in her mouth: "I'm smiling smugly, I'm smiling smugly!..." Sneaking into the middle palace without disturbing the queen, she pestered Yu Ting to her small room with a shameless face.