Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

Tsundere, curmudgeon, long-haired beauty, brave man Gong X cute, talkative, chicken devil king shou——————— After Yu Guo squeezed to death in the subway, he passed into a garbage game where he wrote a lot of bugs, and became unlucky The big villain.Although he wrote 12 ways to die of the devil, he didn't want to experience any of them himself!So: the devil decided to go to Xinshou Village to destroy the brave man as soon as possible, and then stepped on a bug and became a chicken; "Princess" returned to the hero, and then tied up by the "princess" and thrown on the demon king crusade? ———————— Demon King: Brave, although I am a novice, I always summon strange things, but I can cook, cook soup, rub tools and make money. Do you still lack such thigh pendants?The brave patted his thigh expressionlessly: Come up.Demon King: ... No, no, no, that's not what I mean.The demon king who was held by the brave man on his lap: Well, it seems that there is no problem with this understanding~ The sword of the brave man who was thrown aside for the nth time: I want to resign, and I will resign now!This shit job can't be done! ————————— Unorthodox Western fantasy sand sculpture big cookie, chicken devil and irascible brave man eat, drink and travel at public expense, forced to open for business and save the world by the way~ Tags: Funny crossing Two-dimensional game gourmet Western fantasy sweet pet sand sculpture Cookies